Jellybean_25

Not at all. I doubt I can ruin your night when you have a ginger boyfriend :eek: :nod: :bonk: Oh no you dit uuunt!

Youre just following me around ruining my night rjw63.

It makes me laugh. alot. I'm otherwise very cool :nod:

Isa isa baby. I love that advert. 8)

To pictures of stillborn babies :!: :shock:

Thanks for clearing that up for me flower, It did actually cross my mind when I first saw it but felt bad for thinking someone could even joke about shit like that.

Are you serious?! That is so **** beyond low. Not even a little bit funny.

:| Would you be so kind as to explain it to simple ol me then, Cos I have no clue...

What do you mean? :oops: :oops: Spill.....

Thank you! I meant authentic/real as in alive, I don't see why you had to be so pedantic about it... (Wasn't directed at you, Jonno. The quote was getting to bid so I removed the other ones.) Not pedantic at all. Just thought the whole link to a site like that was thoughtless to start with and then for you to use the word authentic seemed pretty insensitive or badly worded as I said. I'm not trying to get at you nor make an issue out of it.

Authentic? I think they were actually photoshopped to be less upsetting to look at. Badly worded. Yeah, so more authentic/real... The babies are already real, So no.

Harry brown was pretty dire I thought :drowsy: Looking forward to seeing four lions at the flicks and really hoping the new Freddie film will be watchable. :nod:

Theory test on Tuesday morning. None of this highway code is going in. Fail for sure.

It won't be starting for about another 2 hours yet (I think). If I find a decent link i'll post it here. 2 hours. That's late isn't it? Even coming from the States. I'll probably be asleep by then, cheers anyway

Anyone got a stream for Cotto?

Authentic? I think they were actually photoshopped to be less upsetting to look at. Badly worded.

What do you mean?

This, this and this. I am yet to know anyone around me who has had a child and maintained that. If/when I do, I will do my very best not to turn into some glorified robotic babysitter who is totally and utterly unable to talk about anything other than my child, because that has happened to every woman I have known have a child around me, I have no idea where the intelligent, socially aware, bubbly and vivacious women I used to know went. Its the sacrifice you make to have kids. You become rewarded in many other ways but have to accept that a large part of your life will change. For me it was a simple question, where else are we here if not to give life. I get to watch my son grown a little more every day, ill get to teach him and help him develop into a young man hopefully sharing many experiences along the way. There has to be a bit more to life than simply working 9-5 crashing down in front of the telly a few holidays and waiting to retire. Thats my take on it anyway :!:

Utter rubbish. IMO

Furry front bum

Must be crap to find out one of your best mates is so sneaky and underhand. Regardless of all the good times, I dont think I'd be able to totally trust someone like that again.

Clunge = The worst name for a vagina EVER. (The other C word aside)

That is the gayest thing i've ever read. Agreed.

I ordered Beccy, my TB Lisa at just before 3 pm and it came less than a day later, very impressed. I got her with a Dr Johnston UR3 Palm Pussy. Fisst impressions: She's small, lovely looking, more like a girl and less like a teddy bear than I thought she would be. Sex was not possible to start as her joints were tight and the pussy too tight, so first couple of nights were cuddling up only. Following advice on another site, I stretched the pussy for a day by leaving a tub of lube in it and sat her with her legs apart & back bent for a day. That night I was able to have sex with her and it was pretty damn good! The only position we can manage is her on top, but I don't mind that. She is now my companion in bed every night and I would not be without her, it's so good waking up cuddled up to her in the mornings. I would say she's lovely, cuddly and great to sleep with, but not that brilliant for sex, but she's worth every penny anyhow. Can you just picture the bloke that wrote that?!

Disturbing.