What the **** is a palm pussy?
Why dont you just have a wank?
What the **** going on with this world, I bet every **** that buys those has a goatee and plays World of Warcraft.
In fact, I'm happy. At least their monged out failure semen is being deposited in a **** teddy bear with jugs, rather than some poor innocent lass who may have to bear the goatee'd bastards children for 9 months until she gives birth to underweight, freakishly pale, hairless devil spawn who will do nothing more but repeat the mantra 'live long and prosper' at every social interaction because they think it's **** funny.