ME

It's the goddamn role playing thing , one of em is the 'pretend man' in the relationship , aptly known as 'Butch' and the other is the submissive woman. For **** sake , why not have a REAL man instead? The 'Butch' is generally fugly and masculine You are talking bollocks here. We are not all into role playing and I have never slept with any woman who looks like a man and believe you me there have been lots of them. It's not really bollocks. At least not around Florida. Tons of butch lesbians with pretty ladies on their arms. I never understood it myself. If I were to become gay I would definitely get a looker....women by nature are better to look at so why would I want one that looks like a man if I'm gay? If you look like a man you might as well be a man.

I attract both. And women in general. I think sometimes he wishes we had been friends for a long time first so I could help him get a lady or two. A lot of the women I attract aren't exactly even gay. They just get drunk and get handsy. But whats probably more of a comfort is that while I almost always attract women...I rarely attract men. It works in the favor of all my guy friends.

The lesbian in question is very attractive. She just doesn't know how to get out there and meet anyone new because she wants another lipstick lesbian....not a manish one. And she has been out of the dating game for 8 years. So I being a women who knows and *sadly* attracts lesbians am going to help her. It will be a nice change from always helping my guy friends get chicks. Bit more of a challenge.

I'll see what I can do.

I was nominated yesterday to help this very attractive slightly older lesbian find some women to start dating. *the awkwardness was how I was approached with her in the room* The reasoning people had for this was because women hit on me a lot. No idea why but they do. And I am friends with everyone so I do know quite a few lesbians as a result. But what made it more awkward was that no one told the woman I could help because I know people. So she ended up thinking I was a lesbian and asked me out. I actually felt terrible because she's very attractive,sweet,and lonely.....so I feel like I hurt her feelings. But that being said this was the least dull thing that happened in the last 24 hours. ps. C'mon people....no more religion talk ....thats what the religion thread is for!

Please no more religion stuff! Yillan I think you know what you have to do to keep it interesting.......*shouts* get ya tits out! *Seriously....anything but another religion fest*

The other ones better! I actually got to see them both in the theater with all of the fake previews that came with it....it was awesome!!

Dire Straights~Romeo and Juliet. *the only song by this band I have ever really liked and I don't just like it...I damn near love it*

Shiney shoes

WOOOOHOOO! Finally finished moving at about midnight last night!!! A LOT to be done to the new place but it's the first time I've lived in a house since I was 12. So happy!!! Although I now have quite a bit of unpacking to do when I leave work.

And I was only kidding around.

I don't like to look "cute" makes me feel uncomfy. Silly stuff has always been the way to go for me. And it's been that way looooooong before facebook ever existed.

smooth .....real smooth What a dbag. I'm sure her bra size is why it's never gonna happen

Migraines ruin you! I have Vascular ones very bad and Ocular ones that happen from time to time. They have tried to put me on tons of meds in the past but I hate them and they didn't really help anyway. The best trick I have found *if conditions permit you to do this* is to get in a hot bath *with the lights off and a non scented candle or something for a bit of light* and an ice pack on your neck. Sometimes a simple anti inflammatory should be taken. It calms down the swelling in your muscles caused by the frickin' migraine. I swear this helps me stop a migraine more than anything else. The ice pack is the most important. If you can't do all of this then at least get something cold on your neck the second you feel a migraine starting and your chances of stopping it are pretty good!.

She has no particular type other than she tends to like guys who listen to metal.....even though she doesn't really like metal all that much herself.

hahaha...actually her feet are not very cute! But she has fans wherever she goes fellas. The line is a very long one. Rob....do NOT get icky! I have no problem killing anyone who gets near my sister. And yes I'm serious.

*laughs* I am well aware that my sister is puuuuuuuuuurdy. And thankfully is NOW single. *her ex is a douche*

He wishes!!!

Alright then I was told posting birthday pics would be a good idea. Just remember there are 2 days worth and I don't even have them all yet so just a little sample is all I can give.............for now........... Getting ready for my birthday eve My lil sis and I ....it's all down hill for me after this.... 4th or 5th drink of the night "dancing" My pretty face

Initials? Anyway, happy birthday YOU. Think it's what she makes. It has been explained in the appropriate thread. It's really not clever or significant. I was annoyed that nothing else worked and was in a bit of a hurry at the time I believe. Have a great weekend everyone!!!

*laughing* I will post pics as soon as I have them and sorry about the "ME" situation. I'll explain in the other thread about that sometime. But thanks everyone! xx

Thaaaaaaaank you!!! I love birthdays and even though mine is tomorrow I start tonight in celebration!!! I gotta shake it

MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND IS HERE!!!! I'm just sooooo excited to finally have a little bit of fun!!!! *Not that Villa Talk isn't a blast*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! Congrats to ya!

I LOVE Bloodhound Gang!!!!