Not the best attempt mate. Here's what you should be singing on Sunday.
The Bitter Manc Presents: Scousebusting - Top 10 Chants about the Scousers
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10.
Tune: The Candy Man
Who can rob your houses?
(Who can rob your houses?)
Violate your gran?
(Violate your gran?)
Sell Cocaine from an Ice Cream Van?
A scouse word removed can!
Oh yes, a scouse word removed can.
Note: The bits in brackets are done on an echo, see the original track for more.
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9.
Tune: O My Darling Clementine
Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put City in the middle,
And we'll burn the f**king lot.
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8.
Tune: This is how it feels - Inspiral Carpets
This is how it feels to be scousers,
This is how it feels to be sad,
This is how it feels when your sister's s**ging your dad.
This is how it feels to be dirty,
This is how it feels to be scouse,
This is how it feels when your fans keep robbing your house.
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7.
Tune: Que Sera Sera
Steeeeeeeeeeeve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He kisses the badge on his chest,
Then puts in a transfer request,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!
Steeeeeeeeeeeeeve Gerrard, Gerrard,
Runs over the kids in his car,
Assaults the DJ at the bar,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
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6.
Tune: Daydream Believer - The Monkees
Cheer up Rafa Benitez,
Oh what can it mean,
To a... Fat Spanish Waiter,
And a .... s**e football teeeeeeam!
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5.
Tune: 3 Lions - Baddiel, Skinner and Lightning Seeds
He's Cracking Up,
He's Cracking Up,
He's Crackin' -
Rafa's Cracking up!
(repeat until bored)
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4.
Tune: The Torres Song
He's half a girl and he's half a boy, Torrés, Torrés.
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock, he loves the c**k -
He sells his arse down Albert Dock.
Fer-nan-dooooo Torres, he's Carragher's bit on the side!
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3.
Tune: You are my sunshine
You are a Scouser,
An ugly scouser,
Your only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mums out thieving,
Your dads drug-dealing.
So please don't take my hubcaps away!
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2.
Tune: In my Liverpool Home (Traditional)
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums.
You search through the dustbins for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you call it a treat
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums.
Your mums on the game, and your dads in the nick,
You cant get a job 'cos your too f**king thick,
In your Liverpool slums.
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1.
Tune: My Old Man's A Dustbin
They haven't won the title, for eighteen f**king years.
So they signed a Spanish rocket polisher, who looks like Britney Spears.
They planned the trip to Moscow, they ordered him a Visa -
But then that goal was scored ... by Johnny Arne Riiiiiiiiiiiiise!
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