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marks61

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  1. I was hoping the Bears would get there did well in the regular season then went out with a wimper :-(
  2. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
  3. you dont have a not sure there mate as that would be my vote as i havn't heard much of them and what i have heard has been pretty decent so sit on the fence for me
  4. take no notice of him :evil: that was a cracker its the way ya tell em
  5. Always a right sider, I think the reason is that we (me and jub and co) used to travel to VP on lloyds coaches from Nuneaton which parked in Electric Avenue so we just arrived on that side
  6. marks61

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    we got some young whippersnappers on here aint we some not old enough for this
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    only five in my group so far 8)
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    how shit is that :evil: my mate was the same Christmas Day FFS :shock:
  9. Fair play to him, not that i would do anything like that of course
  10. 1 the number of goals we scored to win the european cup final also 1.981 and 1,982 2 very good years for the villa
  11. BillyShears beat me by a year class of 61 and yes I WAS THERE in 82 what a classic year that was i had a great piss up in jan my 21st and went on to the European cup final it was all a bit of a blur after that
  12. A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen" he replies. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure." "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down because you know you'll forget it." He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts. Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and asks, "Where's my toast?"
  13. A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour operation. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. -"Nurse,"- he mumbles from behind the mask, -"are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, -"I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet." He struggles again to ask, -"Nurse, Are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look and says, -"There's nothing wrong with them!" The man slowly removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly, -"That was very nice but listen very, very closely - are... my... test...results...back?"
  14. Batman by a mile all that was missing was zonk, kapow, biff,
  15. I was in Rotterdam the night we won the EC its been downhill since with villa never realising our true potential thanks to old PISS PANTS who gets my vote, the others will only be around for a fraction of the time that old word removed has been. :evil:
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