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I've just discovered a child sleeping. I think i'll take it, what harm can come of it?

How amazing was Goldeneye on the N64?

David Peace's Tokyo:Year Zero. Getting used to his style of writing again. Enjoyable though.

Barce agree deal to buy Afellay from PSV

Afellay

Why? i have no idea personnally dont think hes good enough to play for Barce or even as back up,Now im not saying he aint a good player but not Barce standards that is all.

He ripped it up when the Dutch dominated the group stages at EURO 2008 but I saw a few games this season and he looks like a billy big bollocks in a shit league....he'll be shipped out before he even lands in Barcelona.

Past three years I could have done without it. But this year...I'm in a muslim country with no hint or mention of Christmas, so I miss it. The week I'll have in England will be special.

Ich liebe horny Germans...

German writer Charlotte Roche offered in an interview Sunday to spend the night with President Christian Wulff if he votes against government plans to extend the lifetime of Germany's nuclear reactors.

"I am offering to sleep with him if he does not sign," the 32-year-old anti-nuclear activist told the weekly Der Spiegel. "My husband agrees. Now it is up to the First Lady to give her consent. I am also tattooed," she said, referring to Bettina Wulff's much-talked about body adornment.

Roche, British-born author of the sexually explicit 2008 bestseller “Wetlands,” took part in major demonstrations last week against the transport of radioactive waste that underlined unease in Germany over nuclear power.

Wulff has to decide this year if a law prolonging the lifetime of the country's 17 nuclear reactors by up to 14 years should be enacted without the consent of the Bundesrat, the upper chamber of parliament that represents the regions.

The hotly disputed plans were approved by cabinet in September and will postpone by more than a decade to around 2035 the date when Europe's biggest economy abandons nuclear power.

AFP/ka

The Big Lebowski

****' A man.

You think the carpet pissers did this Dude?

Painting my nails, then banging one out.

Funniest thing i've read all day....and i'm still going through a bunch of Beanos I bought in Turkish market.

*Hint* Stick a few Beanos by the bog and your shit will become more entertaining.

People drinking from the same bottle of me, I'm really weird like that, I don't let people do it, or simply just give them the last bit of the drink.

This. Also, people who drink like animals from a bottle. As in all their lips around the bottle, meaning when they've finished all the stuff in their mouth goes back into the bottle. I drink with my lips pursed and when i stop my lips simple close. Although i'm 10 pints in....do you understand me?

i actually really enjoy leaks in a stew

Remind me never to eat at your house.

Your not supposed to put leeks in a stew? :?

Leeks, yes. Leaks, no.

This is what happens Larry when you cook a stew in a sieve.

What a pathetic measly excuse for a condiment, to say it tastes bad would suggest it has some character, it's just white goopy gunk. Can't believe the sheer amount of people that like it too. I used to think of it as a Southern thing but it's everywhere now. People actually sub ketchup for Mayo on chips.

Remind them that whenever they eat mayo they're actually eating oil serious!

And?

And remind them that they wouldn't drink soybean oil directly out of the bottle, so really they should be avoiding mayo.

Well I don't wolf down flour but I eat pasta.

On the 'badum tish' theme..American talkshows. When the host tells a horrible joke theres always a quıck burst of music afterwards. Jay Leno is the worst for it.

Truth is most people have only heard of Ataturk because of the stadium!

Well there ya go. I know about Ataturk, aka Mustafa Kemel, but I had no idea there was a stadium named after him (although I'm not surprised).

This .. i went to Gallipoli a couple of years back and history

was a little generous to him

in regard to that battle but hey ho ( The Aussies secured the high ground and then as there was nobody there walked away and left it probably losing the battle as a result) but Kemel mustered his somewhat routed troops and seized the land the Aussies failed to appreciate and saved the day

Well he's not up there with your Mussolinis, Stalins and Hıtlers of this world but he was still a bit of a bastard. Reformed the hell out of Turkey, but culturally made it stagnant.

was a little generous to him

If you go to Ataturks memorial in Ankara you'll find a room full of battle sounds and the hugest picture of Ataturk you'll ever see. There is a scale model of the high ground around Gallipoli wıth a model of Ataturk proudly standing. It'd be funny if it weren't so perverse.

Ataturk died 72 years ago today, what pisses me off is the fact people still cry for him. He was a fascist, a lot of his successors actually put Turkey back culturally 50 years by kicking out the Greeks and Armenians.

Some normal Turks that I meet seem generally ok until they start on Ataturk, then I lose interest. Suddenly having the urge to bad mouth a swan and kick it.

Simpson always got me at the car wash she did...

only a quid aswell. I think it was in aid of the Africaans, bru!

oh wow!^

It's about 20km for me. It only takes 45 mins however because I get on a bus with it's own lane in the traffic. Cracking peice of kit! Going over the Bosphorous Bridge in the morning doesn't get old either.

Fuxsake Rino, it's Ireland, not Papua New Guinea.

My daughter went (on her own) to work in Costa Rica for a month at 19.

Go.

Wait, you're not BOF? :winkold:

Point taken though, there is also the normal nerves of meeting somebody for the first time, but they aren't really concerns.

Go ya great big puff.

If it doesnt work out, you can be home in 24 hours. If it does, you will be getting your cock sucked in a new and interesting country. Either way you will have a good story to tell the grandkids when you are older.

To further digress on the topic...go!

I was renting a flat and living on my own in Berlin at 18. I didn't speak German. I just manned-up and went. Had a great time. Met a girl...we're planning to marry!

Yeah I did a quick transfer across threads. Can't believe nobody got in before me.

....nice surface.

Khedira played a blinder yesterday I thought. Although I was 7 beers down when I was watching him.

Fire's on the go, swiss roll to my side with the mandatory cup of tea...Kenneth Brannaghs 'Hamlet' on DVD.

Awesome.

I approve.

I do aswell.

Although I'd shift it to tonight and get the port and strong cheese out.

Fire's on the go, swiss roll to my side with the mandatory cup of tea...Kenneth Brannaghs 'Hamlet' on DVD.

Awesome.

Depends if it's a proper roaring wood burning fire. I still envy how your spending free time...

I'm preparing 6 ESL exam papers.

what about going for a job in a suit shop like Moss and wearing jeans and a t shirt. Just say I havent got a suit but when I get the job I will get one and use my staff discount.

They might see the irony and hire you on the spot.