AVFC_Hitz

...only on Thursdays.

Toblerone is something I buy from airports. They are massive, could club a small bear, and fit into my mouth like a black schlong on a cheap sexy talkie.

Dont agree myself but i read an article from South AmMerican journalist might have been Tim Vickery saying he was worried what would happen when gets to 30 and loses his pace whether he ahd ability to reinvent himself like Ryan Giggs

I think he's clever enough to do so. His vision and passing aswell as first touch won't disappear. I think we'll see him running the middle of the park like Zidane.

Although I remember Nedved had a cracking career well into his thirties, I think the ability to find space where there is none never leaves these types of players.

I've been known to call my kids by the cats' names, and vice versa. :oops:

????

As this is turning into things that mums do....

My mum rings me and then I answer "Hello"

"...yes well, *continues to have a stupid conversation* yes, hello darling are you ok?

nnnnngngnnnnnnhhhhhn!!!!

Well you could have been under 10k or 10-19k most likely. Although you also have sold plenty of records in your time so it could have been a lot more. There was various answers.

Filth, but true. I earn about 16k but being in Turkey it gives me the standard of living of about double that.

4 Days!!! Christs chin!

Ferrer blows hot and cold at the best of times. Murray has been ruthless, especially in his last game. I want a Murray v Djokovic final. I think Murray has it in him to beat the guy in whichever form.

I found my full form once. I was so relieved and handed it in.

Now that's a turnout for the books.

bait

For the nigga who be talkin loud and holdin his dick

Talkin shit, he better LAY LOW

For the bitch that said I shot some shit up out of my dick

Now she sick, she better LAY LOW

For the niggaz who be claimin my hood

and really ain't from my gang, better LAY LOW

I hope he don't be thinkin I'm just talkin

and I won't do a thing, really HOPE SO!

It looks neater? But when the hotels do their fancy pointy pointy thing, you'd see all the foldings and it looks untidy. It's easier to grab when away from the wall.

I've noticed some American spellings creeping into posts (by non-Americans).

Color

Center.

Stop it and stop it now.

but what the hell is going on? does he support Small Heath or something?

What the **** is that?

And...why?

Anyway...i'm booming out this gem.

Well, I would.

They've taken to calling St Andrews 'Stans'

This, for some reason, pisses me off.

Cheap vodka and cheap 17p bottles of cola from Sainsbury's is great!

I bet your head now feels like it's being shat on by a large russian, who ate 5kg dumbells for last nights tea.

I prefer tropical.

Are all those meant to be questions?

I'm sure they weren't originally.

Yeah but then she ends up working in a cafe.

apologies for anyone's mum called Jean....

fwiw my mum is called Sheila, and my dad...well that's Franz.

I was a bit of a lurker whilst Claret was in his prime on this site. But, I wish you get released soon and they don't discover the 7 Cordozo sisters underneath the floorboards in your rented apartment, in La Paz.

...it's more pain that it's worth.

98% of women comedians.

*100%

I don't know why but women comedians just make me cringe. They're awful.

The modern crop are terrible. Although the Iranian lass raises a smile once in a while. Women comedians tend to become self depreciating and it grates on me.

There's no women comedian great at the observational stuff at the moment.

Call her Ophiucus.

Or Makoun.

I wouldnt call her Makoun.

Some one might say otherwise....

The priest left?