AVFC_Hitz

Mistyoing?

Stunned silence?

I don't went and got drunk last night and only spent about 6 quid on drinks, other people just kept buying and what's more insisted on doing so!

I think its the wheelchair and NHS specs that help...

Do people on here get more genorous when they're drunk or not? I get extremely free with the purse strings and it pisses me off in the morning when I glance at my empty pockets.

Looks like Cobra for me tonight.

Is that a codename for Daddy's penis. Cobra length. Cobra taste.

Around 3-4 years in. Chris Gadi becomes immense.

That's one good looking bottle.

I'm on the...

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Present from my good friend Ruslan Shaymardanov, a citizen of Perm. It's the (purest) shiznit!

Started snowing around me. Secretly hoping for a fair bit of snow and coldness so can stay inside and watch the Villa on the internet. Woop.

Around you but not on you? hmmmm...

You really are a desperate man! But, I still chuckled.

On a note. How good was/is Michael Palin's New Europe series?

Still no parcels, yet my mum has recieved all of hers, even though she only ordered stuff a couple of days ago.

I'm waiting for 7 things and not one has turned up. Two of her pacels came from Guernsey yet they are still here before anything that comes from the mainland.

Who are you blaming? The French, Flemish, Waloons, Dutch, Schwabians (why not?) Which company are you using?

Oh and VTers changing their avatars.... Not looking at anyone in particular... Mad

Does it make you want to knife crime a Chinaman, in tourist cloggs and KwikSave joggers?

WTF happened?

Was there hairy mary and the thread was closed?

Do any of you ever go to the toilet and avoid touching your dick at all costs just to avoid washing your hands? Too much fuss IMO.

Can't say I do, but I see where your coming from though. Especially when it's cold. I hate pissing in the cold, having to find your cock, coaxing it to pee and then looking aghast as the arc of wee turns into ice and kids slide underneath it with a gleeful giggle.

Tax exam tomorrow. Harder exam than last time but I think I'm better prepared for it this time around.

Let's hope its not too taxing.

The word "cad" is my next project, then "trollop" "balderdash" and "chutzpah".

I see user "Gadzooks" has just joined. Hmmmm...

My challenge to you, is to use these words in the VT section. Within a cohesive and valid sentence to the subject.

Bonus points for use on matchdays after a game.

Just stumbled up on this on youtube:

Clarkson's voice is hilarious.

Sounds like the homebrew vodka is working its magic.

You got used to it though. Joystick ruined the skin of my thumb though playing F1 97.

What is your emulator called? Just so I don't pick a dodgy one and my computers ends up feeling like a fortnight in a bad baloon.

Just killed a man.

On a Nintendo 64 game. Well, on my laptop, on an emulator I managed to download. Goldeneye FTW.

Where ? was it free and virus free??? and AND PM me the link !!!

Get me in on this! Do you need a controller?

It seems that Virgin have decided to increase my upload speed. A nice surprise.

Mine is absolutely terrible. I pay 50TL for this! (£20)

You can have the "breath" of my toy soldier if you like. 8)

Took me a while, but yeah, a little bit of sick came to the back of my throat.

Far far too much time on your hands Gareth, but I salute your effort and award you a Union Berlin shirt from the 93/94 season.

Just bought a new tuff brush and it has a 'tongue cleaner'..i thought bollocks but it really does clean my tongue like I've never felt before,

According to my mate, you can get these little spiky ball type things from vending machines, that clean your teeth when you chew them.

Bonza!!!

Yeah..but they're crap. They're basically plastic with crystalised mint/sugar shit on them. Not worth it and they dont clean your teeth just make your breath smell like you've chewed a toy soldier.

10000 spoons when all you need is a knife.

Is that a discarded line from Alanis?