AVFC_Hitz

But if you had no ties and she put it on a plate for you are you saying you wouldn't.

I'd wear my cravat instead...

Nah shes a woman, sorry to break it to you.

I feel guilty tugging off now...

Is it definitive that she has a penis?

Why does he sound like Jonathon Ross doing a German accent?

St Thomas Aquinas certainly never had 100% Catholic attendance. Funnily enough it seemed to be full of clearings in the woods.

Reading John Pilgers - Hidden Agendas.

A brilliantly written book.

Christs chin!

I'm going on a date.

I have this weird habit of pissing on fruit.

This tickled me on Sickipedia...I'm guessing it's a Tim Vine one:

Return flights.

They take me back.

Gentle.Comedy.

I'd go for Brosnan. Simply because I felt that Goldeneye was the best film IMO...also reignited the failing brand. Tank scene through St Petersburg was stunning.

Eastenders as mad as that is.

(It's a ex-pat thing I suspect)

Damn right. Never watched it really in England but now I live abroad there is nothing better than watching Eastenders with a brew in your hand. Phil Mitchell is on crack!?!

Its the best PVA related joke I could come up with under pressure.

All will become clear in the end whether it's the best one.

Home and away.

Closer each day...

Watched Big Fan last night. About a die-hard NY Giants fan who gets beaten up by the Giants QB but won't prosecute for fear of the team losing without their star player.

Patton Oswalt is the lead..(short chubby guy from King of Queens, although this is a serious role)

Like most people your age, your 19.

ye bastard.

very good preformance last night barry man of the match at the ground milner man of the match on sky

I'm not one to be a dickhead about grammar on forums but seriously...

Are you going abroad if you go to Ireland?

yes

Thankyou. Always pisses me off when people say otherwise.

Are you going abroad if you go to Ireland?

Being understood in my limited Turkish.

Going to a McDonalds on an impulse and realising a Big Mac meal is seriously tasty.

Ich denke, wir sollten Klinsmann zu ernennen. Er hat internationales Renommee und gute Kenntnisse des europäischen Fußballs.

Celtic are too mainstream. Where is the Wisla Krakow toastie maker?

Year old anything is a bargain when it comes to footy stuff. Can't remember the last time I bought a current season's kit. Actually... bollocks, I can remember. 200+ Euros on Fiorentina kits earlier this year. The missus was not happy.

Best piece of merch I've ever seen is this, am currently mulling over it as it's now down to a mere 20 Euros...

- "brennt" die Raute in Ihr Sandwich

- mit Betriebs- und Temperaturanzeige

- antihaftbeschichtete Innenplatten

- feststellbarer Verschluss

"Brennt" die Raute in Ihr Sandwich?! DAS IST WUNDERBAR! :shock:

I want one of these....however I think the search must go on for the most obscure team toaster.

I'm moving to the Asian side soon enough. It's a structural thing. The last big quake was in '99 and since then structural repairs and modifications have been going on much in the same vein as in Japan. My neighbourhood decided that making money was a good idea and just threw the apt. blocks up willy nilly.