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Here in Istanbul they have something called an 'Islak Hamburger': It's basically a burger smothered in bbq sauce and its around 70p

Complete crap but you've got to have more than 2 in one sitting they are very moreish...

Özil will not come to the villa after the world cup he is having, although I assume your tongue in cheek. I would have Kediera however. If possible I would bust a gut to nab Lahm....but its the villa.

Got Drunk. Asked for BJ. he said I had to wear a Johnny. I said ı'd pay extra for not having one. A very tiny Turkish man drew a knife on me. (not in ink)

Why were you asking a very tiny Turkish man for a blow job?!

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Is that a confession Mike? :winkold:

Well given that I'm not knocking it, I obviously haven't tried it!

:?

Ive never tried it, and can safely say i never will. Each to their own mate, we can still be pals

A clever little edit there!!! I was of course refering to her pimp. Who was a tiny little turkish man.

I was a younger man then.....

I have a beautiful girlfriend now...blah blah blah

Got Drunk. Asked for BJ. She said I had to wear a Johnny. I said ı'd pay extra for not having one. A very tiny Turkish man drew a knife on me. (not in ink)

I've just seen Clarence Seedorf hit a cracking freekick wıth the Jubulani ball. In off the bar. Inch perfect top corner.

Michael Bradley please.

And Kevin Prince Boateng. Two solid young players for maybe 10m total. They could start as squad players and work their way into the side.

If you think we're getting Michael Bradley that cheap you're nucking futs my friend. Contracted until the end of July 2012 and pretty much essential to 'Gladbach.

not good enough for us anyway from what I've seen

Bradley will be in a Bayern Munich shirt within 3 years. He's good.

I've just put mine on. I'm still shit.

rjw63

Nope, too clever for me. Don't get it.

nice one julie, i did a shit on mine!

That was odd of you.

İ'm a massive fan of Charlie Brooker.

I bought Briand for my FM Dortmund team. 41 goals 55 Apps. So therefore, naturally a great player.

On a serious note. He has been touted for years but has always been held back by the execs. at Rennes and also his ACL injury buggered hım up a bit.

A quick wikipeek: 169 apps/33 goals. Narp.

The vending machine. Want something?

rashioning

Is that a skin disease?

Can you board in a Lavender field?

It certainly makes you stop and think.

And that would never do.

Too right. There is a morning routine I go through. If it's not fulfilled.....

Its just another catastrophe that the Mayan calender foretold.

It certainly makes you stop and think.

Thank god it wasn't only me. I got scared. Had to drink coffee to stop shaking. No VT in the morning makes me think of killing a child. I was going to call a shrink then I realised that a) i'm not a complete dickhead I'm not American.

You answered your own question. Villa & Chesterfield.

Correct. I am a Chesterfield man born and bred. Became a Villa fan through default because of the family. But I attend Chesterfield games and have always supported them.

But anyway, I'll keep the name because he made me go mental with his left foot piledriver against blues in the 2:2 draw.

I'm devastated. He played for two of my favourite teams in England. Now I have to see him in the right colours, wrong team. Pah!!

Mine would be Rocky Foljambe. Which would be turned into Rocky Fulljammer by clever porn execs. I would be the highest grossing porn star in history, plus, I would bring back the lost art of fluffing.

touche!

But a quick paranoid check of said shirt reveals I had ıt rıght all along....

You know, I think I'd say Ruud Gullit was a better player than Dennis Bergkamp too, and I think Bergkamp is one of the greatest players of his generation. For a small country, the Dutch have produced some amazing players.

I'd say possibly Rijkaard from that era as well.

That's before you even start on the brilliance of their previous generation.

Cruyff, Arie Haan, Neeskins, the van der Kerkhofs.......quality players

The Dutch have always had 'special' players. Van Basten for his ruthlessness but I went for Dennis because he carried on playing brıillıant football well into his thirties.

btw I had Neeskins on a shirt at Euro 2008, me and some mates all went Dutch for the tournament. Every game I got a tap on the shoulder asking me who Neeskins was.

The area of Istanbul I live is called 'UEFA Anıtı' which means Uefa Cup. Not going to change my life, but quite interesting nonetheless....hmmm. Apparently the renamed the area in honour of Galatasaray winning the cup.

I'm doing the old teaching English thing at the moment in Istanbul....loving every minute of it so far. I'm teaching in a private college for a year or two then see where it takes me. I'm hoping to do the masters to the CELTA diploma which can reap rewards aplenty but thats a pipe dream. For now, I'm enjoying the scorching sun, rooftop balcony and £190 a month rent on my flat.

I had a tutor who would make you write an essay for a seminar to read out to the group. He was a stereotypical Jewish guy from the Bronx with a very thick accent and he would verbally tear the essay apart as you read it. Anyway, one seminar he was saying nothing I felt quite good about myself until he shouted 'Stop, Stop, Stop ya killin' me (yes, he really said this) where did you get this crap from?' I smiled and referenced his book as if it was a footnote on an essay. He wasn't even embarrassed, just told me to carry on.

Another thing on the whole unprepared thing. I did my entrance exam for Aber after a heavy night out, not intentional, my school decided to tell us on the morning. I decided to talk about British war technology between the wars....I spouted on for 2000 words about Churchill tanks and Spitfires, and lo and behold I got the letter saying I had a unconditional offer. I think its the relaxation effect because you think you haven't got a hope in hells chance.

Beinvenado a Tijuana - Manu Chao