AVFC_Hitz

Always been a back pocket man. Until this 'kin monstrosity was bestowed upon me. Now it looks like I'm shitting a Sega master system.

I'm in Rome city centre tomorrow so the wallet stays in the hotel room. My phone will be the only way I'm paying.

50 minutes ago, Marka Ragnos said:

Not me. I haven’t had a wallet since 2015 or something. But my man purse is like a skip with a shoulder strap. I’ve got everything in there. An extra mobile monitor, a fully stocked Amazon Kindle, loose aspirins, and I think some Maddie. 

Ruud Gullit on a shed 

26 minutes ago, T-Dog said:

I may have asked this before, but what 'non traditional' food item would you add to a 'traditional' full English breakfast? 

A flump.

4 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said:

Our main one is called Pipe to Pipe Bushman, in honour of a Brass Eye episode.

I wouldn’t advise looking up what it means.

A small bean regarder.

TNT really hoping Chelsea score, here. The hedgehog bumming gimps.

Based on that small clip. I'm siding with JT there. 

19 minutes ago, Designer1 said:

Toast of London
 

Ray bloody Purchase 

11 hours ago, Davkaus said:

If you were in a room with Hitler and Bruno Fernandez, and had a gun with one bullet, how many times would you pistol whip Bruno after you shot him? 

Twelvety times. Hate him. Mouth breathing gimp. 

10 hours ago, Wainy316 said:

She didn’t look Greek

Pippa wasn't Greek (to my knowledge) I just had a bout of Home and Away tourettes.

Ana Nicodemou was her name.

My word 

19 minutes ago, Xela said:

I do. Bit later than the era I watched religiously, which was late 80s (Danni Minogue) to mid 90s (Isla Fisher)  

Pippa!

21 minutes ago, Xela said:

"Duncan, you flamin' mongrel!"

Remember the Greek looking bird? 

1 hour ago, OutByEaster? said:

Can we get a count of how many nations Israel has bombed since October 7th?

 

Guarantee they'll bomb the Eurovision. Could be our year.

51 minutes ago, Xela said:

I like watching clips of old episodes of Neighbours & Home and Away on Youtube. 

Flamin' galah!

2 minutes ago, AVFC_Hitz said:

I think I'll still go. Still have plenty of friends who'd avert the stabby stabby....I hope.

Didn't see the result. Olympiakos it is then.

35 minutes ago, wedge said:

I love Kadikoy too, but God knows what it would be like as an Englishman when Fenerbahce are playing the Villa!!  

I think I'll still go. Still have plenty of friends who'd avert the stabby stabby....I hope.

Would love to go back to Istanbul. I mean, I was there last week but I'll go back. The stadiums in my old neighbourhood and a really nice area.

Wake up! It's a beautiful morning.

2 minutes ago, GlobalVillan said:

Didn't mean it that way. Apologies if it came across as such.

Alright breakfast boy. I bet you get the Guardian through a green juice squirted through the old ISDN line.

Trust Me I'm A Stomach 

Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon 

Panda Boy - because my son loves Pandas 

Mahler Mission - Grandfather's favourite composer 

Dead certs I tell ya.

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Glad you're still fighting and punching cancer in the balls @drat01

Hopefully the Spireites getting back into the league cheered you up.