The Moustache of Teale

22 minutes ago, Mr.Messy said:

I hope this thread goes on to be over 1000 pages someday.

You mean like the Kalvin Phillips thread?

1 hour ago, MotoMkali said:

Nah Nyland just has to play until steer is fully fit so under 10 games. I do think Nyland may have turned a corner but Reina is on so much money unless he took a massive haircut there is no way we are in for him. He isn't worth 100k a week and he hasn't played regularly for 2 seasons.

I think that would be known as a Haircut 100. It would be a fantastic day if we signed him.

Feels like we’ve signed a new player. Well pleased for him. 

33 minutes ago, TheMelvillan said:

no. against all odds I believe he is cup tied

 

And that’s what we’ve got to face.

7 minutes ago, Blasterpocket68 said:

no to young

Had Ashley Young been linked too?

5 hours ago, AVTuco said:

Got bummed worse than I've seen any player get this season (ok, I don't watch other teams). Wonder if he's found the bus yet. I would've taken him off at halftime, just to save him from more humiliation.

I honestly think I must have watched a different game to you. I thought he had an ok game today.

1 hour ago, LakotaDakota said:

Who knows, maybe someone on here will even compare him to a white player at some point rather than every single person comparing him to kante / gueye / makalele / ndidi / insert random other black midfielder here....

I think he’s like a modern day Terry Hurlock.

7 hours ago, avfc1982am said:

This is what concerns me if I'm honest. Yes I can understand the logic in starting Elmo and Taylor Saturday as they are already in the squad and integrated. However neither are likely to ask questions of FB's or opposing wide players. They just don't have the legs to get up and down without massively exposing themselves. Against the better teams we will need to learn to play a higher line otherwise as Saturday showed, they will pin you back and just pummel you unless you have multiple outlets that can break on them. This is what I believe a few of the players alluded to on Saturday after the game when they said they should've been braver. We sat in far to deep expecting to hold on and stopped asking questions. 

On 31/07/2019 at 17:56, KevinRichardsonsMoustache said:

You can just imagine it can’t you. ‘Ooookay lad, sooooi I saye yow playin’ as a rihhht back this seasonnn. Now, I jus’ need to bring in another fiyve rihhtttt backs and get rid of the Centre halves and we’ll be goldddenn’.

 

Axel: just say no. 
 

We only saw the player we knew he could be because Dean played him, you know, where he is most comfortable. 

I honestly never knew Steve Bruce was from Dudley 

43 minutes ago, KentVillan said:

To the tune of 'La Bamba':

Nanananana Nakamba

...that's all I've got so far

Surely any song for him has got to be something by Doctor and the Medics.

47 minutes ago, dont_do_it_doug. said:

Couple  of points to note - Transfermarkt is awful for any kind of statistical analysis and throughout his interview he talked about bringing the ball out from the back, controlling the flow of the game and shouting instructions to the midfield in front of him. It could be an elaborate ruse I guess, but he is under the impression this is to be his primary position. 

He also spoke a lot about god. I mean a lot. 

He’s clearly done his homework on us and knows how much the mighty Paul McGrath is revered round these parts. Good on him. 

37 minutes ago, TheMelvillan said:

I've been calling him Dougie Lou in my head.

That is all

To me he’s Doug Lewis. 

With him and Fred Gilbert we’ll have the makings of a quality crown green bowls team. 

4 minutes ago, useless said:

It's no different to what gets written on here.

Not a fish / Egyptian / (insert subject matter) pun in sight. No ‘It’s Happening’ gifs or South Park jizz pictures. No Kenneth Williams gifs either.

Nothing like what gets written on here. 

41 minutes ago, MaVilla said:

so where is hassan sitting there?, some ppl are saying its in the UK?

I didn’t realise he was so massive. Just look at how he dwarfs that coffee mug. Slightly concerned now about his mobility given he’s a winger. 

46 minutes ago, lmarsha_926 said:

My shoulders are fine but the arms are tight

Sounds like you’ve been “working from home” today. Don’t worry, the cramp in your wrists will soon go. 

30 minutes ago, Tommo_b said:

That successful tackles and tackle success stats are slightly concerning! 

Stats aren’t everything.

I believe in Engels. Something good in everything I see.

35 minutes ago, DakotaVilla said:

Confirmed by Kristoff Terreur on Twitter.

He’s basically the main authority on Belgian players. 

By passing this message on, you’re guilty of spreading Terreur propaganda.

1 minute ago, stewiek2 said:

Lads lads lads...

Stop the moaning. It's DOUGLAS Luiz we've signed, NOT circus clown David Luiz.