The Moustache of Teale

43 minutes ago, KentVillan said:

To the tune of 'La Bamba':

Nanananana Nakamba

...that's all I've got so far

Surely any song for him has got to be something by Doctor and the Medics.

47 minutes ago, dont_do_it_doug. said:

Couple  of points to note - Transfermarkt is awful for any kind of statistical analysis and throughout his interview he talked about bringing the ball out from the back, controlling the flow of the game and shouting instructions to the midfield in front of him. It could be an elaborate ruse I guess, but he is under the impression this is to be his primary position. 

He also spoke a lot about god. I mean a lot. 

He’s clearly done his homework on us and knows how much the mighty Paul McGrath is revered round these parts. Good on him. 

37 minutes ago, TheMelvillan said:

I've been calling him Dougie Lou in my head.

That is all

To me he’s Doug Lewis. 

With him and Fred Gilbert we’ll have the makings of a quality crown green bowls team. 

4 minutes ago, useless said:

It's no different to what gets written on here.

Not a fish / Egyptian / (insert subject matter) pun in sight. No ‘It’s Happening’ gifs or South Park jizz pictures. No Kenneth Williams gifs either.

Nothing like what gets written on here. 

41 minutes ago, MaVilla said:

so where is hassan sitting there?, some ppl are saying its in the UK?

I didn’t realise he was so massive. Just look at how he dwarfs that coffee mug. Slightly concerned now about his mobility given he’s a winger. 

46 minutes ago, lmarsha_926 said:

My shoulders are fine but the arms are tight

Sounds like you’ve been “working from home” today. Don’t worry, the cramp in your wrists will soon go. 

30 minutes ago, Tommo_b said:

That successful tackles and tackle success stats are slightly concerning! 

Stats aren’t everything.

I believe in Engels. Something good in everything I see.

35 minutes ago, DakotaVilla said:

Confirmed by Kristoff Terreur on Twitter.

He’s basically the main authority on Belgian players. 

By passing this message on, you’re guilty of spreading Terreur propaganda.

1 minute ago, stewiek2 said:

Lads lads lads...

Stop the moaning. It's DOUGLAS Luiz we've signed, NOT circus clown David Luiz.

5 minutes ago, Pez1974 said:

That fella with the Twitter ITK list must be walking round this morning like he's got the biggest bollocks in the world.

After the kicking he got yesterday he quite possibly has got the biggest bollocks in the world.

9 minutes ago, privateer said:

We are likely using Utd to flush out the rabbit on this. If we want him, we'll get him and at a lower price than if we'd been the first - and therefore probably only - team to talk to Brentford.

We already know the price. It was the usual £20 million but he’s currently in the Brentford end of season double discount sale, with 25% off, interest free and pay nothing until 2021. For a limited time only. 

28 minutes ago, sir_gary_cahill said:

I have only seen him play once at Villa Park for Brentford last season, he’s a ball playing centre back, easy on the eye, quick across the ground and reads the game well but it was just one match 

Given that Stoke have already apparently signed Butland’s replacement, they risk pissing on their own chips by trying to hold out for silly money, and risking him still being there when the transfer window closes.

I know absolutely nothing about Heaton, other than he used to be the lead singer of The Housemartins and The Beautiful South.

46 minutes ago, Wainy316 said:

Yeah players that launch the kits always turn out for the team at the start of the season...

Even at that point, Grealish could see that it was all about to go horribly tits up...

1 minute ago, villan-scott said:

You sh*t your pants?!

That too. It’s made me lose control of everything. 

What a bloke.

Never before has a Villa signing given me a lump in my throat and a lump in my trousers simultaneously. 

2 hours ago, Flynnchin84 said:

Crazy. 5th most expensive English defender behind Stones, Walker, Wan-Bissaka and Ferdinand.

I prefer to think of it as for the price of Wan-Bissaka, who has had one year in the Premier League, we could have got 2 and a half Tyrone Mings’. 

Get in! Not cheap but it’s not my wad that’s being spent.