Mat Kendrick's Dentist

Yes, but not for the £50m they're reportedly asking for

You're an angry man Kiwi. You've no FPL to occupy you now for the international break either

Conte is bizarrely obsessed with full-backs. He literally signs 5 or 6 every window! He loaned out Perisic last season, as he deemed him unable to play as a wing-back, only to now call him back and start him ahead of the multitude of wing-backs he's spend fortunes on! He's also tried to force out Icardi, Nainggolan, Godin, Skriniar, etc, etc, so players he doesn't want aren't always bad. Back OT, I can't even think of who the last free agent we signed was, and I can't see us bucking that trend now. Hopefully one more in from the Championship, and that'll be it at most

Sorry for wanting to improve our squad. Not sure he was excellent. Salah scored twice from his area of the pitch, with Targett poorly positioned for the second at least. Either way, not having a dig at him, merely commenting on a listed of free agents quoted by another poster

He's had his share of injuries but he's always been a very good player; far too good for the Championship. I've seen him linked to Sampdoria in recent days

That's why I said a short-term contract. He played for a title-winning side last season and would clearly be better than Taylor, and probably Targett too

Gotze's going to PSV. Kwadwo Asamoah would be by far our best left back, but is often injured. Wouldn't say no to Garay/Mandzukic/Clichy if we could get one on a short-term contract

A load of bollocks would be my guess!

Anyone have Leroy Fer's number?

Leverkusen will probably make the Champions League. They'll be nowhere near relegation

Every year, leagues like MLS, Chinese Super League, etc buy players from Europe outside of traditional European windows. Also, last season our window closed before the first PL game, but it remained open for Europe's other top leagues, and they were permitted to buy PL players

That's not true. Players can be sold outside of a league's transfer window

Is it "soon" yet?

Say what you like about Pissflaps, but the man talks sense

Any relation to Stefan and Luke?!

Doubt it. Kosovo are in the playoffs for the Euros next week, and if he could play I'm sure he would

You missed Ross. Also, who's this Barclay chap?

Roca going to Bayern lol

Olympiakos

Don't forget the Poke!

Whoops, sorry. Just after seeing this

Just watched our young-uns' 0-1 win over Palace. Poor game in difficult conditions. Onodi didn't have a huge amount to do in goal, but did what was needed well. I've seen Preece/Evans et al continuously build Mungo Bridge up (and in particular his ability on the ball), but I have to say he's been Hause-esque every time I've seen him. Dom Revan was a bit of a bomb scare beside him as well. Kesler was my MOTM - much better than the last few times I watched him, though strangely he was one of a number of our players to go down with cramp after an hour. He's the only one from today's defence I can see having any chance of making it with us. I'd like to see him get some loan time in L1/L2 whether it's this season or next In midfield, Aaron Ramsey is a player I rate highly but he was pretty quiet tonight and got taken off just past the hour mark. Chukwuemeka was decent, particularly considering he's just 16. Tyreik Wright scored the injury time winner, but I can't see him/Brunt/Sturridge making it with us. Louie Barry had a few shots blocked/wide but you can tell he's got lots of ability. I'm a little surprised he didn't get a run at some stage in the Carabao Cup. I think he's our academy's brightest prospect from what I've seen.

Brown sauce