NibblyPig

Ah! First he calls the Newkie girls a bunch of 'dogs', then he informs his wife that she may be out the back door within 24 hours! Your Chairman is a fool! (But he makes funny comments )

It's about She-Ra isn't it? Still, nice line...

Nice sig WMNG! Where's it from?

I think I speak for everyone when I say :shock: wtf? :shock: EDIT: just ran through the rest of this thread... I had no idea what you were talking about... ... and now that I do, I just don't care

Exactly!!! :lol: ... oh, hang on Rev, McDonalds serves salads nowadays... and therefore cannot be classified as "junk food" :roll:

All the best people were born in 1979... let the love-in continue & reign, Rev I think all of your posts are filled with wit, humour and that oh so rare commodity, intelligence... :wink: actually, I seem to remember that you said you were 26... so, you have your birthday pretty early in the year too?... Mine's Jan 26... et toi? Are you a fellow aquarian born in 1979? apparently, it was the worst winter in years when I was born...

1979 (cue the Smashing Pumpkins)

whoops... should have read the poll... you put REFUSE in capital letters... so my mind thought the option was "I REFUSE to buy the Mail because..." anyway, i won't be buying it... ... because (a) I don't find many vendors of the Evening Mail in Massachusetts; and ( I get cheap home delivery of the New York Times

Think you missed the punchline off that one Lancs...... and for those of you dying to know, it is: "If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"

one word: ouch!

If Stuart Pearce hadn't got the job at Man City, I think Danny Mills (everyone's favourite player) would have been available in the summer... I think he's actually a great on-field leader... and right back is one of our problem areas... oh well! Next?

Time for a thread perhaps about "My first kit"? ah, it's gonna be a long 11 days!

^^^ That was my first Villa kit MadDog (a hand me down from my brother though) my second one was the 1987-88 away strip (white, Hummel, mita copiers) - I, unlike most people, liked it a lot

If you had asked the same question just after the Portsmouth game, you probably would have had 70-80% of respondents saying "Yes" Given that you've asked the question after yesterday's shower... I venture to suggest you'll get a large proportion saying "No" Does this say something about the fickleness of the Villa fans? I maintain that I would like him to stay.

AVFC... this is a "Joke" thread... not a thread about "How to kill your mates" ... there's a thread already started on that

saw this last night... looks good!

I went for Star Wars just because... it's a Star Wars film (I'm surprised you didn't include "Driving Miss Daisy 2: The Bloody Revenge!"... it looks good too!)

"DJ - DJ" for me... (I have nothing further to add at this point in time your honour)

Steve by a country mile for me I never understood the Paul Newman thing... me mum likes him!

I love it when you start dating a girl... and you everything's great... Waaaaay off topic... I started dating a girl on 7 Dec 2003... the day after we lost 4-0 at Old Trafford (the only reason I remember the anniversary)... from the day we started going out, things looked brighter... indeed, we won four of the next five games... it was from that day forth that we began an incredible streak of games that saw Aston Villa rise from languishing in 18th position to within striking distance of the Champions League... ... I thought it was all because of her... it was because of her that Villa were winning... ... recent weeks have called into question our relationship!

Aston Villa's performance in the 2005 FA Cup

Alright, encore performance... _____ Just after he finished filming 'Easy Rider', Peter Fonda went to the doctor complaining of pains in his chest... The doctor takes a look at him and says, "Fonda, I'm afraid your heart has actually shrunk!" "My heart's shrunk!" says Peter Fonda... "I'm afraid so Fonda!" says the doctor. "Well, what can I do? Is there some kind of drug or surgery?" asks the worried Fonda. The doctor reaches into his 'special' cupboard and brings out a bottle of green liquid. "Take three shots of this drink every morning at 7am Fonda... and your heart will return to normal!" says the doc. "But this is just absynth... how can that help?!" asks the film star "Haven't you heard? Absynth makes the heart grow, Fonda!"

Here's one that I wrote over some cucumber sandwiches one rainy Monday afternoon in Provence: ____ A hunter is out in a Canadian forest... He sees an elk feeding in the distance... He pulls out his rifle and shoots... He walks over to the dying elk... He sees that one of the elk's eyeballs has been shot out and is lying next to the gooey mess that was once the elk's head... He picks up the eyeball and puts in his mouth... All of a sudden, there are helicopters whirring above, sounds of sirens blaring, red and blue lights flashing everywhere... A voice comes over a megaphone: "Remain where you are! Put your hands on your head!" The hunter nervously does so. He sees that there are over fifty SWAT members surrounding him. They all have heavy-duty weapons pointed at his head. "I... I... I haven't done anything!" he claims... "We know you're guilty... We know you're part of 'The Group'... we're taking you away and locking you up for a looong time!" says the voice on the megaphone. "I... I'm not part of any group... honestly!" the hunter pleads. "Don't play dumb with us... we know you're part of the Elk-Eye Eater Group!"

I went for Little Britain... basically because I live in limbo between Yankee-land and the Land of the Great White Wombatshaggers (courtesy of Rob)... and it's the only one of the five that I saw!

which Queen Elizabeth is the Queen Elizabeth? 1533-1603 or 1926- I didn't realise either of them were that big... that is one fat monarch!!!