GlasgowVilla

Sighs at Tony's Leeds inference, or should I say Yawns. Ranson Just brokered the deals, Leeds got greedy and mortgaged on those deals. Voted for Other, anyway

On the subject of Scotsmen, Ladies and Gentlemen...The Glasgow Rhapsody (with apologies to Queen) s this the real life? Is it the methodone? Stuck in the Gorbals, got two bob fur the telephone? Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine like meeeee Um just a weegie, gie us yer Buckie Because I'll chib yer pal, rip yer da, slash yer dug, ride yer ma! Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really mater tae me.....tae me. Haw maw, just chibbed some word removed Buckie bottle tae the heid An noo the f**kin' b**stards deid! Haw maw, um just oan parole An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee... Haw Maw, oohooh ooh Never meant tae steal yer purse But if I'm no full a smack this time the morra' Carry oot, Carry oot! An we'll go oot on the batter! Too late, the bailiff's here Sends shivers doon ma spine Gubbed 10 jellies just in time Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go Got to go and rip some w*nk fae up the scheme Haw Maw, oohooh oooh I'm a jakey bam I sometimes think I've never been washed at all I see a little silhouetto of a bam Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us a kergo? Thunderbird, White Lightening, very very frightening me! Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair, Twenty Mayfair and some skins Magnifico oh oh oh oh! I'm just a radge boy, nae body loves me He's just a radge boy fae a radge family! Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea? Get tae f*ck, skanky slob, will ye get a job? For f*cksake NO I will not get a job Get a job For f*cksake I will not get a job Get a job, Will not get a job Get a job Will not get a job no no no no no..... Oh gonorrheoea! gonnorrhoea! gonnorhoea and the clap! Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside for me? For me, for meeee! So you hink ye can slash me and pish in ma eye? So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die? Haw bawbag, can't dae this tae me bawbag! Just wait till I'm oot, just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!! F*ck all really matters, anyone can see F*ck all really matters..... F*ck all really matter tae meeeeeee

The question is...CAN Bellamy sign? Or does he just scrawl an 'X'

What, no sniper rifle target jokes? :yawn:

I've voted for 'other' and I nominate... ... ... None of them

Jamie and the Magic Torch

so you're also known as highland then Seth? It gets very quiet and lonely up there, Al :shock:

I voted for Highland reared Venison

Nearly spat my breakfast out laughing at that

After watching a few games live, and the other in highlights, I think the entire midfield is a weak link. Most games have long passages of play where our midfield is non-existant. Other teams simply play right though us without even a simple tackle. I feel that bad individual performances are pulling other players out of position and the whole midfiled suffers (when it exists, of course)

I meant both of you, but ne'er mind eh? :shock:

Boy, the grass is dry in this thread. See how easy it could catch fire :wink:

LV, you forgot Porthmadog and glory i'll get my coat

That's like when Virgin tried to get into computing and released floppy disks. Trouble was, when you used them for the first time, they left bits of data scattered all over your drive

taken from some crazy chatroom

A couple were on a driving holiday through deepest Wales, and passed through the town named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. They were obviously having trouble trying to say the word and neither really knew the correct Welsh pronunciation. So, they decided to stop for lunch in the town, and maybe ask a local to say the name properly. As they sat in the restaurant, the husband leaned over to talk to a young blonde girl sitting at the next table. "Excuse me" said the man. "We were wondering if you could tell us the name of where we are. Could you pronounce it really slowly? Would you mind?" The young blonde looked at the man in a slightly bemused way, leaned over towards him and said... "Burrrrrr...Gurrrrrr...Kiiiiiinnng"

Tumbleweed...fantastic! Funniest thing I've read on this thread :wink:

Will Young, Robbie and Kylie went for a night on the town, as they left the night-club, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her thong to one side and gave her a good seeing to. "Its your turn now, Will" grinned Robbie but Will started crying. Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Will? What's wrong?" Will sobbed "My head won't fit between the railings"

I loved the old round one. If anyone has it on file, can I have a copy of it?

....and still no CE. Funny that. HDE has more spin than my gran's tumble dryer. Not that I think a new CE is going to make any fecking difference. Maybe Herbie can't find anyone who doesn't know how to genuflect any more.