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James Milner frightens General Krulak

James Milner made Gabby Agbonlahor smile, with the most amazing impression of Rolf Harris, using only his toes and an anal whistle

James Milner built Newtown shopping centre and Star City, with his mate on a carol singing trip to Moseley in the 80's

James Milner has resurrected the very tasty Yorkshire Tarmac with cheese and mustard burger on a garnished concrete slab, with a tar and lettuce ciabbatta - see Yorkshire TV's Master cook semi finals from Pontefract dog track

James Milner made the decision to reduce the interest rate to 1%, while eating cheese on toast at the Whitby 2nd hand boot fair, at 11.00am this morning

James Milner ate my Rottweiller with a nice bottle of Chianti

James Milner thinks Smokey Robinson is a type of Barbeque Sausage from America

if you say James Milner backwards it says semaj renlim, which says something

James Milner regularly pushes a baked bean along Trinity Road pavement, with his nose, just because its there

james milner eats kebabs upside down with lots of worcester sauce and apricots

James Milner loves spanners

i too am enjoying this thread - its becoming legendary

james milner loves eating rope straight from the warehouse

james milner was a traffic light in 'Babes pig in the city' - he was a bit green at the time

James Milner still gets into the boot of his car, before being rminded he needs to drive. James Milner delivers bread on his way to Bodymoor heath and he also eats raw onions for lunch

James Milner collects bob the builder videos and shows them daily to his 14 baby rhinos

James Milner did actually throw a real kitchen sink against Wigan on Saturday

james Milners favourite food is dominoes smeared in olive oil on a crispy ciabbata

James Milner is Bill Werbenjek's love child - he also can fart, catch it and sew a button hole in it- amazing..and he has a blue peter badge

General, unfortunately I missed the scarves, the free coaches, never been to the Holte Hotel, and will miss the flags...unfortunately, but been to over however the gestures are incredible and also not cheap - Thank you, Randy and the board. We are the luckiest club in the world to have Randy, you and the board at the helm - Thank You

happy new year general - so sorry to hear about your father- i know how you feel - but what a cv he has! Just a quick question, i live 100 miles away, and have a 4 year old son, and although a brummie, cant be in brum every other weekend, i probably get to 10 home and 5 away games - looks like i'll never get an invite to the Holte Hotel - whats going to happen with it?, its seems empty every time i walk past , head down because i cant go in!!! Happy new year general - you and your family deserve it

General - Happy Christmas to you and your family - please god your father has had a peaceful and happy time. Thanks for all you have brought to this site and more importantly to Aston Villa AND British football in general. RM

better not go for anyone who has played in the UEFA cup, because we are going all the way boys......A Turkey is not just for Xmas..its for UEFA cup finals in April too! happy days

sorry OBE - Didnt read this until today - great article mate

as stated before General, we celebrate Thanksgiving on July 4th:) ...and we havent forgotten about all that tea you ruined in Boston Harbour..the invoice is on its way tomorrow (to claim the full 17.5% VAT before Monday, of course!) Seriously, having spent many great years living and working in Portland, Oregon - i know how important this day/weekend is..hope you have a wonderful weekend - i hope your family are all there, your Dad is in good spirits and the turkey is not too dry (oh and Detroit dont win in the live annual NFL game...why always Detroit at Thanksgiving??!) Thanks for everything you, Randy and the whole team have done for Aston Villa Football Club - Have a lovely and peaceful Thanksgiving