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roger_moore

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  1. Now that James Milner is on footballers wages, and gets used to the money, he gets out of the bath to have a piss
  2. James Milner really did throw a kitchen sink at Chris Kirkland against Wigan
  3. General, I am amazed at some of the expectations of fans regarding ticket prices, and requests for free travel etc - i think some see Randy in a red suit flying a reindeer. Congratulations on some excellent marketing/pricing and administration, the improvement of which, over 3 years is incredible. It will teach you one thing..excellent generosity is appreciated short term, and then SOME consider it the norm. Well done sir and team Rog
  4. James Milner resurrected General Franco, had a couple of beers with him, bought him a pasty and put him back, before going back to Malaga airport
  5. James Milner left the stadium at half time to do a bit of bare chested bullfighting before the flight home
  6. James Milner just refused to play tonight for England it was hot and he didnt want to remove his bin liner from under his shirt - simple as that, and Capello said 'thats fine boss have a cup of Bovril and relax'
  7. best thing to do is refer to him as 'our Jimmy' that will get him going...and yes i think he is excellent - favourite player by a country mile - come on Jimmy my boy!!!
  8. by the way someone needs to put this thread up for thread of the year by the way, on any site brilliant stuff from all contributors, I am sure our Yorkshire hero is pissing himself
  9. James Milner once threw a horse shoe 57 miles from Leeds that ended up in Whitby, with the horse attached
  10. The Milner family go to Pontefract on their summer holidays, coz its nice to get away from it all
  11. James Milner hit a rabbit on Sutton high street the other day - he got out of his car and said - 'oh dear 'appen we'll 'av it for us tea'
  12. James Milners goal at Blackburn was one big goal for man, and one giant goal for mankind
  13. James Milner is now 7/2 to win the boat race and 6/1 to win the Grand National at Betfair
  14. James Milner once played 'stairway to heaven' beautifully on his tennis racket while paving his dads patio
  15. James Milner would eat Ant and Dec and ignore the spiders on I'm a celebrity get me out of here
  16. James Milner has given up the whole coal mining business for ever, on the advice of his dentist
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