macmahonjames

why did o'neill have to put on a training bib, then a blue training top?

we just fell asleep towards the end, not that annoyed really!

wtf is going on? how are we still in this?

****!

what a miss!

James Milner - what a player!

what a goal!

General, As you know the premier league is a marathon, not a sprint. One bad performance on the opening day and fans are calling for the managers head. I think you and most people on here are fully behind MON and what he is trying to achieve. We love how randy has turned this club around and 'cleaned' it up for want of a better word. Villa are still moving in the right direction and mark my words, the fans who have brought shame on all villatalkers with their comments on here today will be the same ones patting MON and the team on the back when we hit top form. The transfer window isn't closed, our squad isn't complete, so how can we judge? But I have no doubt MON will put some of the negitive nancys on here in their places with a couple of decent signings. My final point is that our next league game is at Liverpool and we may not win so prepare to hear more of the same from some of the insufferable morons on here if things don't go to plan.

its the first match of the season, i'd be worried if we were losing 2 or 3 in a row. Some people have little faith. Guess i'll not be watching Motd tonight! UTV

ash injured....??????????

come on marc, help turn it around!

Liverpool for me if they can keep torres fit. I think Arsenal will fall even further back this season.

How do you think we will line up on Saturday? I think: -----------------------Friedel----------------------------- Young--------Cuellar------Davies---------Shoery----- Milner--------ReoCoker-----Sidwell------Young-------- ------------Gabby--------Big John----------------------- Subs - Guzan, Beye, Heskey, Bouma, Albighton, Delph, Gardner

I thought United were very sporting in the end. The game as a whole reminded me of the 2007 final when the game passed Liverpool by, same for United tonight. Only one team in it in the end.

A tip...... Grab both cheeks of your arse pull them apart before you sit on the seat.....it leaves more room for shit to drop out and thus less mess!!!

The Sopranos hands down

I was talking to Barry after the Hull game: macmahonjames: "you're not leaving in the summer, are you gareth?" Gareth Barry: "Hopefully not" mj: "yea right" GB: "We'll see what happens" mj: "First team football guarenteed here Gareth, an the world cup is next summer" GB: "exactly" Mj: "look what happened Robbie Keane when he joined Liverpool, that Benitez is a sly one" GB: "Yea" He didn't convince me tbh

What did Beyonce say to the boy that lost his balloon? "If you liked it then you should've put a string on it" Taxi

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot of whiskey. He drinks it and asks "how much?" "£3" said the barman. So the man reaches into his pocket and takes out three £1 coins. He gets one and throws it to one side of the bar, gets the second one and throws it over to the other side of the bar; and finally throws the last one at the barman. The barman is annoyed but doesn't say anything. The next day the same man walks into the same bar and asks the same barman for a whiskey. Again, he takes out three £1 coins and throws the first two to each side of the bar and throws the third straight at the barman, and walks out. The barman is really annoyed, but doesn't get time to say anything before the man leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and orders a whiskey of the barman. The barman obliges and before he can say not to throw coins at him, the man puts a fiver on the bar... and the barman sees his chance for revenge! So the barman gets two £1 coins and shows the man his change. He gets the first one and throws it to on side of the bar, and gets the second one and throws it to the other side of the bar. Then the man reaches into his pocket, takes out another £1; throws it at the bearman and says....another whiskey please!!!!

A three legged dog walks into a bar in the Wild west and says (in a cowboy accent): "I'm looking for the son of a bitch that shot my paw"

Lets go Red Sox lets go, Former Bostonian here.. try to keep up to date online but its not the same as being there!

Apparently Drogba caused that stampede...... And I thought he'd been warned about throwing coins into the crowd

liam neeson and jack tweed have had to cancel their episode of celebrity wife swap

James Milner once ate an entire birthday cake before the Villa lads could tell him there was a stripper in it!

Hi General, Will you tell Randy thet he is a Legend, i've never been so proud to be a Villa fan!! Thanks!!