My farts are fine specimens, utilising a wide palette of aromas and scents to create a unique reaction in every situation.
I do enjoy my farts, because I can look forward to guessing what they will smell like next! I just fart when I'm bored, and playing 'Guess the smell' keeps me amused for the next 10 minutes.
Piece of advice, do not let off a squelcher just as you're moving in for the kill with a lady friend. It doesn't endear you to them. If it does, I would advise never seeing such lady friends again.