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Doug decides enough is enough and makes his move.

This is about the best pic I've taken, was just a quick snap on cheapy digital camera, I like it though!

Is that Kevin Phillips in the first picture Al?? :winkold:

Yes!

No, the judges decided he would get it before the Final. If it was a fair play award then yes....but its not, he was the best player in the World Cup as decicded by a group of old fella's, which included Dr Venglos!

Rockafella's irrational love for Ronaldo suddenly made more sense...

Two South African men stood on a peer pulling a rope tied around a black mans waist who was floating in the sea, A Vicar walks by and says...."Ah thats what i like to see, Man helping Man" Then carries on his walk... One man turned to the other and said..." Cracking bloke that Vicar, but he knows **** all about Shark fishing ".....

I think he's quite funny to be honest!

The FA deny report that last nights linesman had made a bad decision

Exactly!

No worse, no better, just very very poor!

SHHHHHH! Someone get this thread back on topic ppplllleeeeaaaaasssseeee!

Pompey, Bloose will get no more points this season!

3-4 a week, How about you Rob? Your poll?? you should tell us!!!!

Agreed ^^^ Funny to play it on a friend or an older child but on a young kid like that its a bit harsh!!

George W Bush and Tony Blair are in a meeting at the white house, when George's wife walks in and asks what they are doing..? Tony replies ' we are making plans for world war 3 ' so she asks what the plans are.. to which Mr Bush answers.. 'we're going to kill 14 million Muslims and 1 Dentist...' 'why 1 dentist' his wife enquires... Bush pats Blair on the back and says......... ' You see, told you no one would ask about the Muslims....'

Quality!

Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience, Stevie asks if anyone has a request. A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his lungs, "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!" Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about ten minutes. When he finishes, the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts, "No, no, play a Jazz chord, play a Jazz chord!" A bit peeved by this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B-flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. But the little old man jumps up again. "No, no, no! Play a Jazz chord, play a jazz chord!" Now truly peeved that this little guy doesn't seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie invites him up on the stage and says, "Okay, you start us off." The little old man grabs the mike and starts to sing ... "A jazz chord, to say I ruv you .."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

I dont think we are, the teams below us are in much worse position than us and can't see any of the bottom 3 staying up now. we'll finish 12th above Newcastle, Boro and Fulham easily!

keep, gotta be, always had been, keep keep keep

Keep!

Was gonna post that yesterday as it came through as a text on my mobile, Thought might get deleted though i see the mods do have a sense of humour!!

Cant believe i didnt see that coming!!!!!!