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  1. From what I have read (and that's quite alot) it seems that it IS going to happen but........... the first time this story surfaced it seemed then it was going to happen :roll: I cant get excited over this(even though I desperately want to) because I cant trust Doug. The only scenario I can see is when the 31st comes there will be no more news and for a couple of weeks after there will still be no more news. I still think this has come out quite convieniently in time for the January transfer window (makes you wonder) and the last time this news surfaced was just before the AGM. :?
  2. If you say it enough times you are eventually going to get it right :roll:
  3. Fear has just been on SSN doing an interview with that ex Blue Peter bloke. I have changed my mind I think this could be happening and it's about bloody time.
  4. Why would Neville/Comers come out to help Doug? Doug has obviously give them a thread of hope. It's nothing to do with the Comers, Doug's the one that will sell he's behind it and I'm not setting myself up for him to bring me back down again. The last time this has came up was AGM time now it's transfer window time. I'm sorry but I cant trust him, I dont mean to be a scrooge but this aint happening.
  5. Rubbish, this has been put out to divert attention away from the lack of funds in January. But if it is true, happy days are here at last.
  6. I'm on the PC more than the telly but since my exams are coming up it's neither for me for a while.
  7. Rugby use technology to decide try's and there are several gadgets used in cricket to decide run out's and boundry decisions and stumpings. If these two sports which aren't major ones use technology why cant football. It took Curbisheley 30s to check a monitor why cant the fourth official that basically do nothing why cant they just be sitting infront of a monitor. Yes there will be no more controversy and no more discussions but if it means a fair result it has to be done.
  8. I was going to include this but the fact that it is falling to pieces made me think otherwise. But in it's glory days was a fantastic arena and one of the biggest stadiums on the planet.
  9. and that view is any different to these
  10. :roll: Why the Nou camp, what makes that better than the estadioo azteca which holds 114,600, the estadio da luz which is in fact a carbon copy of the Nou Camp. What are your reasons other than it's big
  11. After my other thread I think I should do another on the best groud in the world. IMO the Estadio Azteca is the best stadium in the world for sheer size and is quite classy looking. Old Trafford (Manchester United) El Monumental (River Plate) Estadio Aztec (Club America/ Necaxa) Estadio da luz/Stadium of light (Benfica) Nou Camp (Barcelona) Allianz Arena (Bayern Munich) San Siro (AC Milan/ Inter Milan) Santiago Bernabeu (Real Madrid) Stadio Delle Alpi (Juventus) Yokohama International Stadium (Yokohama Marinos)
  12. Undies A blonde girl came home from college one day and told her mother that a boy had paid her a dollar to climb up a ladder and get his ball from off the roof. "You silly girl," her mother said, "he just wanted you to climb the ladder so he could look up your skirt and see your undies." The next day the same blonde girl came home from college and told her mother that the same boy gave her a dollar again to climb a ladder and get his ball off the roof. Just before her mother could admonish her for being silly, the girl said, "No mum, this time I tricked him. I wasn't wearing any undies!"
  13. Not including Villa of course for the sake of people being bias. My choice is Highbury, I like the tradition and the history. Villa Park had that but they knocked it down a couple of years ago.
  14. This isn't really a joke but is quite strange and makes you wonder. Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III), where "III" means the order of third (3rd.) By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following: B 66 I 73 L 76 L 76 G 71 A 65 T 84 E 69 S 83 + 3 ----- 666!! Some might ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement??? Before you decide, consider the following: M S - D O S 6 . 2 1 77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666 W I N D O W S 9 5 87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666 Coincidence? You decide... Sorry about that I went a bit silly there, my mate sent them to me a couple of days ago and I had to post them. Enjoy!
  15. Cough The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
  16. Car Names BMW Bavarian Manure Wagon SATURN Sorry about that unusual rattling noise FIAT Feeble Italian attempt at transportation And in German:Fehler in allen tilen (errors in all parts) Ford Found on road, dead or Fill Oil Reservoir Daily Lada Lousy and Defective Automobile GM General Maintenance Great Mistake GMC Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More Crap HONDA Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... JEEP Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Empty Every Pocket MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG Money Guzzler MGB Might Go Backwards MGF Might Go Forward MIATA My Intention Always To Accelerate MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain't Running My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques DODGE Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive EDSEL Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT Failed Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO Good Engineering Overlooked
  17. 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again
  18. Turned 16 a couple of weeks ago.
  19. Phillips is looking promising and he looks like he is going to score and Angel dosen't so drop Angel.
  20. Didn't we have the Croation Michael Owen in Bosko Balaban :winkold: Very rarley do you see young players likened to legends that become good players themselves. But if he is cheap get the lad in :wink: there has to be an exception to the rule.
  21. Fryatt, Rasiak and Lescott thats who I'd go for.
  22. I think we desperately need another striker only having two and one kid isn't enough and we could do with a centre back but we need a striker more, and there's no doubt in my mind we need Baros or a player like him.
  23. What about someone like Wes Brown from Man USA.
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