Its quite clear to me that woman want a session of hot passionate hard sex, where she actually breaks sweat and probably orgasms for the first time in her life.
She'll then be known as Harlot Harman.
I think you're right. Have you seen her husband?
In fact, if she wants to come round my place she can serve me drinks for a while, light my fags then when I'm ready she can brace herself for the hate-****.
Then, to paraphrase John Doe from Se7en, "I'd throw up on her and wouldn't be able to stop laughing"
Good man, and remember when thrusting deep, its for a greater cause, not for the Percy filth the desperate bint under you so desperately wants and deeds....gurcha!!!!!!!!!
Oh, don't worry, I know I'll be doing it in the national interest. In up to the maker's name in all three holes then she can roll me a blunt and get ready for round two when it will get really dirty and nasty!