Theres this couple that decided to remain celibate until they get married, a few days before the wedding the woman says to the man 'look, ive got a confession to make, im completely flatchested - ive been stuffing my bras all along', the man replies, 'well ive got a confession to im afraid.. im hung like a baby'. They both accept each other despite this, and decide to get married. On the wedding night they get back to the hotel room, and the woman strips off and sure enough, she is as flat as a female runner, while the man says 'hang on a second, im just going to get changed in the bathroom'. The man comes out a few minutes later, the woman sees him naked and just faints - he goes over, slaps her face a few times, throws a bit water on her and she wakes up. He says "why did you faint darling?" she says "because you said that you were hung like a baby, and your clearly not" he replies "but i am hung like a baby : 7 pounds 8 ounces"