Hillarious.
Not sure Martin O'Neill will like having quotes attributed to him which he hasn't said, and choosing a player which has had a heart attack on the pitch a few months back wasn't a great idea either.
Hillarious, though.
A week later than it should have been started, ut nonetheless, here it is. Any 'ITK' stuff will be moved here. Preferably, PM a mod and we will then post it here. Let us know if you want to remain anonymous.
First, from AndyClarke: