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Perhaps Nuremberg was a little bubble then, but it just wasn't as bad there. I worked at a company with over 700 people and they were just, well, normal.

Sounds legit.

Chris Sutton then? (for Celtic not us)

Yup Sutton counts. Although when it comes to buying strikers that score goals in the Premier League, he struggled with us and I think he will with Sunderland too.

I think he places too much emphasis on work rate as opposed to movement and finishing ability.

Henrik Larsson ?

Bought for Celtic by Wim Jansen

I must have an aversion to white. If I see anyone with a white phone I think flash nob! Its exactly the same when I see a bloke with a white car.

I have a white phone. And a white car.

I am flash though...

I knew you would! :winkold:

West Ham seemingly.

I must have an aversion to white. If I see anyone with a white phone I think flash nob! Its exactly the same when I see a bloke with a white car.

How about a white beard?

You might lose your phone then!

Is it acceptable for a man to have a white mobile phone?

No!

Why?....See above :winkold:

i find myself in unfamilar terrotory now

i have become close to a friend of mine (not a very close friend) but a friend i have known for a while now and i am attracted to her and i am sure she is into me as she has been texting me every day and she came with me on a double date for her friend and a friend of mine

ive been with shed loads of girls but never with a girl mate. its funny how life turns!

What a great basis to date a girl. You already have a friendship and common interests.

The only downside is if the relationship ends....however you said she isn't a "very close friend" anyway.

It would be incredible to purchase Guidetti. Not necessarily because I know much about him, but due to the fact we will have purchased a complete new spine to our team that was another club's last season.

an inept manager who got them to World Cup final a few years ago and lost cause of Robben bottle.

He has less than 10 caps in 7 years for Holland

Sorry, but they hit that final by playing hard, iconically reflected by the Boateng sending off in the final for his Bruce Lee like kick.

This Euro was once again haggered by infighting, and they were certainly a disapointment, even lost to the germans (something the Dutch hate).

No disrespect to anyone intended, and appreciate that we are all entitled to our varying viewpoints, but the general viewpoit from my dutch colleagues and friends is that Bert is not the man for the job considering the players he has at his disposal. Failed at Dortmund, and just look what they achieved since Klopp took over.

Fact is that Vlaar has been captaining a Feyernoord side who have had a couple of good seasons since Koeman came in.

Wow was there no one else available to play in CM? They should have played De Jong!!! :winkold:

Hahaha, Ad you seedy little pervert

It'll be nipple clamps and buttplugs for you next.

Damn dyslexia!!

Anyone know how to remove nipple plugs and a butt clamp???

You need to be more spontaneous my friend. Go out, have a few drinks then find a spot to do it on the way home. You'll be less tense due to the alcohol and probably more up for it at the same time.

Yeah probably. Although one of us (me) couldn't drink because we were driving.

As I say it was enjoyable but the 1hr search for a spot killed it really.

yup now done it.

Was it amazing?....not really.

Would I do it again?.....probably but with lower expectations.

Update please..

Right...Monday Update.

Must say it was all a bit 'meh' but that was probably because we didn't plan it that well.

We left the Trafford Centre at around 10pm and headed near home. We drove around in total for about an hour trying to find the right spot. I think that killed the moment as it was more like "lets find somewhere and get it over and done with.

After 2 aborted locations we finally found a good spot. We stayed in the car because of the rain and the deed was done and the seed was sewn. It was cramped and a couple of cars went past which I suppose added to the excitement.

However by the time we had driven round for ages trying to find somewhere, it had killed any 'wow' factor.

On the positive side we have now found a good spot for future exploits!

i really hope Vlaar turns out to be terrific for us...

but i just can't get too excited due to the nagging feeling that if the current first choice dutch centre back (at the age of 27) was such a great defender then he'd be playing for one of Europes elite....

maybe the price reflects the ability of the player

The player is apparently worth 9m Euros on the open market. He isn't going to be as good as a Vidic or Kompany, but if he is another Mellberg then I will be delighted!

Hunted!

Can anyone smell fish?

Wait a minute, don't we hate this guy and his attitude? I am always behind with these things...

I stick by what I said. I am surprised Lambert still took him after his comments last week. Vlaar was out of order and seems to have an ego.

Although I want to be positive about the Villa. I am fully behind the manager. Vlaar is his choice so I will back him.

Whats he like on the deck? Can he pass it out or is he a hooooooooooooof?

looks like he could be a hoofer to be honest

92% pass completion at the Euros apparently.

Lets hope his knees hold up in the medical! Can you imagine sending him back now. haha

After all that fuss!

None of which was of our making.

Van Geel still having a dig I see.

He really is the Dutch Dave Whelan!

I once fooled around with a Pakistani girl in the middle of the day in my car in a Wolverhampton housing estate. Fortunately we didn't get caught, I'm amazed that we weren't. It's probably safer for me that I wasn't, her community were particularly against their children dating outside of their religion let alone race.

So it was kind of hot, but personally I do prefer a bit of privacy because I don't like to be rushed. So if you're only planning on lasting half a minute Ad then public sex could be right up your Kirstie.

She wishes!

Soooooooooo this now means that Richard is still 100% ITK.

His info was that the club really wanted him and he would be shocked if it wasn't done.

Well done pal.

I must admit I am surprised Lambert went through with it after Ron's comments last week.

However, welcome to the greatest club in the world Ron!

Sod it I am calling it as it is on Feyenoord's Official Site
 

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Ron Vlaar still makes the move to Aston Villa. The defender on Friday reached an agreement with the club from the Premier League for a three year contract. He will be medically examined Monday in Birmingham. Aston Villa is ready to limited lump sum in the contract of Vlaar was to pay. Vlaar Sunday was not traveling with them to Kiev and Feyenoord is not employable in the away game in the third qualifying round of the Champions League against Dinamo Kiev. He trains Saturday and Sunday even more with the selection.

It was known to us that after seven years Ron Feyenoord had put his sights on a move abroad, in this case a famous club in the Premier League ', says technical director Martin van Geel. "Because of the capricious behavior of Aston Villa was generally known that Vlaar a limited compensation in his contract had stood. Now Ron has reached an agreement with Aston Villa, the club has also confirmed that they respond to what we want to come up to ask him. Business wise, we have it so when down. "

Van Geel mentions the departure of Vlaar a huge loss for Feyenoord. "Ron was a figurehead of this club. He was the captain and a true leader, a great season behind him. His experience and leadership will be a loss to Feyenoord. Seven years Ron has given heart and soul of our club, so we give him this very step. But of course it remains very unfortunate. "

Yellow is also far from happy with the time when the transfer has come around, two days before leaving Kiev Feyenoord direction for the important away game against Dinamo Kiev. "The conduct of Aston Villa has recently caused much unrest. In addition, the time in view of our next match is not favorable. In that respect we have preferred that this transfer was a week earlier came around. "

For Vlaar goes with his move to the Premier League a dream come true. "It's a strange notion to leave Feyenoord, but it is a dream for me to leave the Premier League. We are now back into conversation, in which a thing is spoken. It was a lively discussion, which on behalf of Aston Villa also made excuses for their conduct in recent times. I can imagine that the fans at this moment a little less happy with me, but I hope also for giving me this move to the Premier League will award. "

"It will be hard for me to Feyenoord to leave because my heart is in that club," continues Vlaar. "I am very experienced at the club, highs and lows. The absolute highlight for me was the last season, where we place the two in the league and I eventually reached a ride to the European Championships. "

Vlaar will conclude all the fans for their unconditional support over the years. "I had a great time at Feyenoord and at that time always have a lot of support from the legion. My relationship with Feyenoord is forever, I will definitely keep coming back in the tank. "

http://www.feyenoord...laar_naar_villa