Rob182

120k fingers* from the 10k crowd

Someone bought me a card holder about 10 years ago. I couldn’t get on board. I always have coins. In previous years I think it was for the odd places that still didn’t take card, then I feel like I wanted it for a trolley coin, and the local shop started charging for card payments under £3. Now I have young kids and they always ask for 50p or whatever

Did you have this post in your drafts for 7 years?

Team coin purse over here. What do you girls with thin card slips do when you want to buy 50p sweets from a twisty handle machine at a shopping centre?!

May as well, they are stealing a living

A poster on SHA “Can you ever imagine SHA ever having a thread titled "Surviving Norwich" (or any other team). Would that be an instant ban ” Nah, they just stick to the 75 new threads each day based on whatever their 11 fingers bash into their keyboards. Disgusting little cesspit of a forum. My kids have done shits that are easier on the eye.

Maybe they mean “…of the 25 clubs without managers”. Presumably to get a full list of 25 you have to go beneath the 92 Football Leagues and start looking at all the grassroots clubs. When you do that, they’re probably right. Maybe

They’re in for a hell of a shock. I predict they’ll replicate our first season after getting relegated. Mid table in October and sacking their manager.

Me, @lapal_fan and @Paddywhack’s group chat changes name yearly. It was something like “tiny balls crew”, then “small cock guys”, then “ballbag lads”. The most recent change was to “dork sandwich”, because @Paddywhack is obsessed with running and doesn’t shut up about it. (He is currently sweating his arse off on some 50 mile run or some nonsense). Our chat has been going since 2015 and is occasionally NSFW. Mostly it’s just us talking shit and sending daft videos and voice clips though.

I’d prefer them to sign Peruvian free agent Emilio Washing

It’s honourable sha have put up that plaque, but trust a blues fan to tarnish it with “first club to honour in this way” nonsense. Just let the plaque serve its memorable purpose and try to leave the “haha this makes us better than villa!!1111” shit out of it?

Cue 40 employees stood frantically refreshing and closing ads off illegal streams so that the masses piling in from the city centre can watch the match in the car park

I’ve just read one brainbox on their forum say they should go for Graham Potter when they go down, and another saying that the “biggest transfer fund in League One history” should be motivation for any manager.

I don’t venture over to their ceefax looking, ad littered forum very often, but I couldn’t help but have a little read today. Very amusing to see them switch between anger at Wednesday scoring and arguing amongst themselves about how they’ve ended up in this position. A few of them are looking forward to a day at Wembley when they win the Bristol Street Motors EFL Trophy and reckon it’ll be a one time dip into League One before their amazing funds, talented squad and expert management catapult them back into the championship and inevitable play-off push. One of them said that in League One they would be every teams “cup final, and the some”. It’s safe to safe, League One is rattled.

He’s told me what he actually does with it