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[to the Tune of Tom Hark]

My mate asked me have you heard his name?

He's built just like a might freight train,

he plays for villa and he's quite big too,

he's bigger than me and he's bigger than you

I say to him I can't believe it's true,

he says haven't you heard.. of JOHN CAREW

John Carew, John Carew...

That's quality, obviously some of your lines dont fit perfectly... but with a a bit of rework that could be class. Would only ever catch on at away's though.

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Tom Hark tune:

'While you're playin, you're gettin robbed

While you're playin, you're gettin robbed...'

'Robbed in a minute, you're gettin robbed in a minute'

'All the burglars

All the burglars

All the burglars know you're here

All the burglars know you're here'

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'Sit down you fat word removed'

'Just a fat spanish waiter'

'Have you ever seen your cock?'

'Have you ever seen a salad? Havr you f*ck'

'Rafa Rafa you're a tw*t'

'Gerrard Gerrard you're a tw*t'

etc etc

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Gerrard has got away with his assault charge, cue the old chants we used for Redknapp, 'You're supposed to be in jail' etc.

Heard that on Sky after he got booked. :lol:

:) 5-0 down and still took the piss

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Gerrard has got away with his assault charge, cue the old chants we used for Redknapp, 'You're supposed to be in jail' etc.

Heard that on Sky after he got booked. :lol:

:) 5-0 down and still took the piss

Good to hear mate, what happened to the famous 'anfield atmosphere'? :lol:

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I've gotta say redscouse's new Gerrard song impressed me on Sunday.

It's class.

It's to the whistle song in the animated version of Robin Hood.

Martin Laursen is our captain

He's the rock in our defence

He's 6 foot 4, he's got blonde hair

We think he is immense

deh deh deh deh deh deh deh....

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He bought Stan Petrov for midfield and

bought Luke Young for full back

Cus if you want the best un’s and you don’t ask questions then Martin he’s your man

But here’s the one that’s driving me beserk

Why don’t Gab ‘n Emile Heskey work

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

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He bought Stan Petrov for midfield and

bought Luke Young for full back

Cus if you want the best un’s and you don’t ask questions then Martin he’s your man

But here’s the one that’s driving me beserk

Why don’t Gab ‘n Emile Heskey work

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

Ha ha ha ha! Quality, my friend! The football world needs more songs like this.

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We’ve got Stan Petrov in midfield

We’ve got Luke Young at Full Back

Cus if you want the best ‘uns but you don’t ask questions

Then Martin, he’s your man

Cus where they they all come from is a mystery

Its like the changing of the season and the tides of the sea (this line could be better!)

But here’s the one that’s driving me beserk

Why don’t Gab ‘n Emile Heskey work

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

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Yes, that line also could probably do with some work. Its just in the original tune though and I missed that line from my initial effort.

Everybody who reads it should agree that its a good base for an original football chant.

I expect replies of its from a comedy series based in London we cant use that. Or Liverpool have been singing a similar chant about Torres for years etc.

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