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can someone please verify all of the verses for the

'Shit support my lord..." song please.

Paul McGrath my lord

On the piss my lord

It's your round my lord

Empty seats my lord (at grounds like Wigan, Boro)

Shit support my lord

Istanbul my lord

We'll be there my lord

Then one thats relevant for the opposition like we sang 'dirty mancs my lord' against Man Utd and City

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We want ten Carlos Cuellars playing in defence,

We want ten Carlos Cuallars playing in defence,

Then if one Carlos Cuellar, was dropped down to the bench...

There'd be nine Carlos Cuellars, playing in defence.

We want nine Carlos Cuellars, playing in defence

We want nice Carlos Cuellars, playing in defence

Then if one Carlos Cuellar, was dropped down to the bench,

We 'd have eight Carlos Cuellars, playing in defence.

I'll let you work out the next verses for yourself! It'd work with Martin Laursen too. But we want ten Curtis Davieses... is a bit of a mouth full.

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To the tune of Walking in a Winter Wonderland

John Carew he's on fire

Ashley Young he's never dire

What a beautiful sight

to see Gabby full flight

walking in a Villa wonderland

Its uefa cup at the Villa

Like the thriller innn Manilla

what a beautiful sight

to see us thrash the shite

Walking in a Villa wonderland

May not be great but sang it to myself in the car on the way home from work lol

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They put your taxes down

Your taxes up

up, down, up, down

They've **** it all around

We're sending Reo Coker to hunt you down

because you **** our pound...

Oh, Nigel Reo Coker,

Oh, Nigel Reo Coker,

Oh, Nigel Reo Coker,

That's what he's all about.

:D love it

would work better with 'oh Reo Coker' instead of having 'Nigel' though?

Make a sub my lord make a sub

Make a sub my lord make a sub

Make a sub my lord make a sub

Ooohh lord make a sub

442 my lord 442

442 my lord 442

442 my lord 442

Ooohh lord 442

Very Happy

:D

This is great! that would work too

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Was just listening to my mp3 player on random and 'Reef - Place Your Hands' came on.

Would work nicely with Petrov I think.

So place your hands, on my hope,

Strike the ball in... to the goal,

And the way that we feel right now,

Oh Lord don't let him go.

Stilyan Petrov, Stilyan Peeeetrov (x4)

As you can see I only changed two of the lines in the first verse. Maybe the others could be changed but I wasn't feeling very creative.

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Was at a gig last night and the backup artists was The Days. They did a track called 'Hey you' and it really does scan to a yet to be sung football song. Cannot find it anywhere though.

If someone finds it you'll see what I mean. You need the tune and not just the lyrics.

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was going to suggest - 'make a sub my lord..make a sub' but it seems im not the only one who dis-likes MON subbing tactics

dont think we should be singing songs telling the manager what to do, im sure we used chant for people to come on under little and he used to listen and make the changes, he was goes not long after same with gregory as well i think. the manager is paid to his job so lets let him get go with it whether we like it or not.

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Every time I hear Lost by Coldplay I can't help but think that it would sound good as a football chant when we're losing...

The original lyrics are

'Just because I'm losing

Doesn't mean I'm lost'

So in adaptation when we are losing to rally the players up, we could change it to

'Just because we're losing

Doesn't mean we've lost'

If we can get the whole Holte to sing that if we're losing say... 1-0 it could rally the team to get the equalizer?

Just a thought. Probably crap but it's an opinion and that's what the board is about ;)

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How about a chant for the Fonz?

To the seven nation army tune, as his name is pronounced delFONZO:

'We've got Nathan Delfouneso

We've got Nathan Delfouneso...

that is the best one.

I agree, that is a good chant. I also remember another suggestion posted on here ages ago, so i take no credit for the following:

Nathan Delfounesoooooo,

Nathan Delfounesoooooo,

Know he's gonna score,

So hear the Holte end roar,

Nathan Delfounesoooooo

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Was thinking earlier, not sure of the original tune name, but it's the song we used to sing about Robbie Savage leaving Birmingham... it was

Robbie Savage, woah

Robbie Savage, woah

He wants to leave the scum

'Cos Upson wants his bum

How about

Delfouneso, woah

Delfouneso, woah

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(Couldn't think of two extra lines)

Also for Everton tomorrow

To the tune of feed the world (we used to sing it when we played Liverpool/Everton around xmas time)

Feed the scousers

Let them know it's Christmas time

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