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Do you feel like you're applying for a job Riss?

Much worse than that! No job I've ever applied for has been this hard or taken so long!

If Dashers say no I think I've got an outside chance with Black Guard. I applied to Century and their GM was in my Scholo group, but not sure about them as they're full of Russkies!

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Anyway, nice bit of beam jumping on the bank roof last night Dan. IO reckon a few more guildless nights and we'll have a few seconds knocked off the lap record!

How about "Bank Roof Hurdlers" for our guild name?!

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Sounds good to me!

BTW does anyone know where you can read up on the mythology of WOW, sad I know but I'm bored at work and I'd like to learn more about BRM and just what Nefarian's role is.

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OK, been Thotbotting this morning, and there's a shield I want fro DM north, the Observer's Shield. It drops off the bloke who's with the Ogre King I think. I can't make out if it's part of a tribute run though, or if you just kill him normally. Any ideas?

And I'm using Staff of the Ninja all the time now. Need to get the funds to get + healing on it though, or I could just try for that staff that Nayson dropped, even though the +int isn't as good.

As well as Elements hat, I cleaned up on greed rolls on vendor shit in Scholo last night, and am about 500 rep from being revered. Then I can buy that nice juice that gives huge mana and plus spirit.

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Today is looking like it could be the watershed in my Dashers application. "The hardest application we've ever had to discuss" or words to that effect.

The perverse, contrary bastard in me wants them to say yes, so I can turn round and say,

"On second thoughts, nah, forget it!"

But that would be stoopid. But funny!

What time is the 2 man raid to the reagent vendor tonight Dan? Hope you've been been practising your tactics!

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Updated policy, lemme know if you like

New pawnzorz Guild "Waiting For MC" LFM

Will do daily runs around the bank roof, jumping beams is a must.

Ramdomly scouring the AH through boredom also plays a key roll.

Also enjoy tidying up our bag slots, and heading over to the vendor just incase we have something that need repairing.

Feel free to /dance in Orgrimmar, or make humerous remarks under the general chat channel, maybe laugh at prices in the trade channel too.

Specialise in inspecting members of Mist, PE and BotS, then linking the epic gear through party channel and exclaiming how much we want that particular item.

Killing Gamon and listening to his groans as he is crit for 2000 is also recommended, who needs Ragnaros? May we also suggest ticking the "at war" box next to Cenarian and Booty Bay so that you can slaughter the NPCs stood outside the Windrider Tower and at the top of the Zep tower respectively.

Whilst at the bottom of the Windrider tower, we like to head on up, and look at the flight paths, after doing so, we jump off the top of the tower, purely for the fun of it. If this appeals to you, please read on.

We only recruit those with at least 100 FR, as the fall from the zep tower can lead to a nasty landing on the burning blaze that lies afoot. Nasty singes have been known to cause severe armour damage, and another trip to get repairs. Therefore anyone with <100 FR will not be accepted.

The Linen we win from one-shotting Durotarian pigs, will be assigned to members via our strict GKP policy. No ninjorz, just bid with your Gamon Kill Points and we will assign you your winnings

Weekly runs through SFK, and ganking lowbies in Wetlands form the main body of our activities.

We only accept people that visit their Class Trainer, EVERY DAY. If you don't find some skills you haven't learned yet, make sure you return again, the following day, just in case.

We only accept level 60s of course, unless you're a Priest. Unfortunately we've had to draw the line at level 15 with Priests, if you're under level 15 then we will deliberate your application for weeks on end, before most likely, refusing you.

Rogue policy: We don't care if you soloed Nefarian last week. We're not going to accept you. We're full.

If the above interests you then apply at www.poorlydesignedguildwebsite.tk and after a few months we might /w you in game.

Cheers

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One of the most fun nights in ages, like the good old days! No turgid reruns of Scholo or UBRS, just an evening of pissing about with the lads.

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Oh and you wait 2 months for a guild, then 2 come along within a space of 60 seconds!

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:crylaugh:

**** comic genius Dan, mind if I post it on the official forum?!

Feel free, though I think only the guildless will get it, and that excludes YOU now Mr Popular!

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