Alan Smith opening commentary by saying how much he admires (the gigantic flop) Hojlund. Reminder: 3 Premier League goals & 2 assists versus Ollie Watkins' 11 & 12.
If every rumour about Calum Chambers is to be believed, his car has lapped the British Isles eight times today. Hull's owner has confirmed that he is not going there.
Referee goes to the monitor and sticks with his original decision. Not really! That never happens, so why bother wasting yet more VAR time on the monitor farce?
Steve Holland is there, to see that debut howler from Kalvin. Unless he actually murders someone, he will still of course start for England on June 16th.
Ban both teams from this season's FA Cup, draw ball 8 against ball 4, beat Chelsea & see the only civilized team in the region reach the quarter finals. You know it's only right.