AVFC_Hitz

2 hours ago, Rds1983 said:

Their jawline slopes backwards and isn't a chin apparently. Same with gorillas. 

I've noticed they all look like that...

Do I need a punchline?

My ex-girlfriend had a Renault Clio who's passenger side door didn't quite close. We took it to some cultured mechanics who wanted to replace the entire door. That was too expensive for us at the time so we took it to some uncultured Iraqis near the villa ground who replaced the seal and aligned the door in 20 minutes.

I realise this brings nothing to the conversation but I'm reaching the zenith of a pigs in blanket trip.

25 minutes ago, Rds1983 said:

Any guesses?

 

Motorways

Germany had a war economy since, arguably, '33. Guns versus butter. Hitler had already annexed the Rhineland and Austria. He clearly wasn't stopping.

Chamberlain bought time.

Romeo done.

Весела Коледа!!

54 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

Tantalisingly close to the perfect Sunday.

 

Almost...the icing on the cake.

Quiche Lorraine or GTFO.

The removal of the Soviet Army monument in Sofia. 

While not directly Ukraine related. This is huge news at the moment.

Ah the skip. Very simple here Bulgaria. You cart it down to the bin outside your block and it's gone within an hour. 

1 hour ago, bickster said:

Bought another one only last Sunday, my fifth I think though two of them have been wrecked in house moves, so three currently alive (and almost full of vinyl) three 4 by 2 units

Will be buying a 4 by 4 tomorrow because my book situation is out of hand. Was going to wait til after Christmas but my 3 year old brought down the screwed in coat rack trying to get her umbrella, so I'm off there on Sunday.

Önce you go kallax you don't go back.

I was literally just thinking about this. Every Sunday me and my dad used to walk from Selly Park and up to the Brittanica cricket pitch (near the Scientology bollox) and down back to the cricket ground and up the Pershore road. No one said hello.

Yet, do the walk on Christmas day and everyone turns into Graham Norton on Friday night.

I guess us Brits are a bunch of introverted sods until a few Bailey's.

I've had an absolute shitemarish week at work but I've still got a little spring my step from Wednesday's result. 

Cup of tea and Lidl's finest christmas biscuits, now.

1 hour ago, bickster said:

Please don't broadcast this, my missus will be wanting to stop on the way to work but will not allow for the extra time taken to go through the drive thru. This will make me latte for work  

In the grande scheme of things wouldn't you want to keep your missus happy?

Aside from all of the technical self stuff. The mental will power. The sideways glance at a twix. The longing look at a piece of bread.

When your mate says "Jesus Christ mate, you lost a bit? You're looking good"

That's the motivation.

Jizz in a bin.

1 hour ago, villa4europe said:

Father in law broke out the yeni raki, I haven't got it anymore it's killing me 

Are you drinking it properly? A tall rakı bardağı and a small karaf of water?

Tekirdağ iş much smoother. 

Şerefe!

1 hour ago, Seat68 said:

I have been diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes and have a meeting to discuss next week. I know that some of you have this and I am reluctant to tag people as it's a chunky boi condition. Anyone have it, live with it and what it means for me?

My dad has it. I'm on the way to having it if I don't buck my ideas up. It's not necessarily a chunky boi disease but unless you really overhaul your lifestyle choices then it could become a problem later on in life (feet, eyes etc...).

It's definitely manageable and with the right outlook and diet you may not notice and could possibly reverse it. 

1 hour ago, bickster said:

This is demonstrably nonsense. Images of women and their breasts as an erotic motif have been present in paintings since at least the Renaissance period

That was Erotic Motif with Renaissance Breasts... 

1 hour ago, Stevo985 said:

I went to the villa game last night in hospitality. 
 

I didn’t wear socks. 

Absolute rocket polisher.

The raw cranial prowess of the referee is giving my gussey a twinge.

1 hour ago, Seat68 said:

Yeah not those. A band like Little man Tate or pigeon detectives. I think it's likely that I did imagine it. 

Probably on a special NME covers CD if anything.