KevinRichardsonsMoustache

I don’t want to hear a **** word of excuse in the interview. I don’t want to hear him slagging us off or throwing the player under a bus. I don’t want him to say that Wednesday sat back and made life difficult after their goal. I just want him gone

IF YOU DON’T CREAT ANYTHING YOU GET CRAPPED ON. **** off Steve. Just **** the **** off. 

Unbelievable. And that Steve was from a **** Jedi error. Oh and Cafu being out of position 

It’s like the first half never ended. Nothing different. Aimless ffs.

Just now, AshVilla said:

He's certainly "steadying the shit"

Fixed

Just now, LxYoungAVFC said:

Dreadful football - completely unenjoyable. Winning a match with Bruce's tactics doesn't feel like an actual win. After every match, win or lose, I feel like I've wasted 90 minutes of my life.

Bruce thinks he’s playing chess. It’s all part of his ‘strategy’.

2 minutes ago, Newry_Villan said:

More of the same second half then??

That’s quite brilliant! Firstly, the glass looks like bake off sugar work. Second, he clearly hits his left arm on the frame of the window - ouch.

Difficult to assemble a montage of that half, really. Include some players being nicked on their heels. Others, passing the ball sideways. A throw in and an attempted Doug Ellis kick from one of their chaps. 

Can someone also tell Steve that the black ensemble is not flattering. It looks like when I’ve left the grass clipping bin bag out in the rain overnight. All portly and sad looking. 

Just now, Lerner's Driver said:

Too slow, too predictable, can't pass, defensively vulnerable, no rhythm. In a word, cack.

I prefer to describe it as CABBAGE:

Can’t

Abide 

Bruce’s

Basic

Attacking

Garbage

Engine

2 minutes ago, BleedClaretAndBlue said:

This genuinely shocked me. 

Just now, Davkaus said:

Can anyone confirm that all of our players have put their boots on? Because if they have, I fail to see what more we can do.

We have a winner: post of the day.

I enjoyed this post more than anything I witnessed in the first half of that game.

Bruce’s ‘walking with a purpose, I mean business, to the dressing room walk’ is not about his eagerness to discuss tactics or shape. He’s in desperate need for the loo.

He’ll then walk in and tell the players to carry on. Not one for tactics is our Steve. 

1-0 to us or a soft 1-1. 

Just now, PieFacE said:

Abraham is having a shocker.

I think his colleagues have forgotten he’s on the pitch. I’m assuming that’s why he’s not having anything played to him. 

Jesus Christ, Barry Bannon looks f-ing awful. Like middle of a bad sex change awful. Like Tom Hanks in Castaway awful. 

Chap behind the fourth official couldn’t find the arm to his coat. Hate it when that happens

I love how, even from mouth shape alone, without hearing him utter a syllable, I can tell Jack is from Birmingham. Wonderful!

When our midfielders get their heads up and motor forward, we have the potential to look exciting. It’s too pedestrian 

USE THE MIDFIELD AS A **** HOLDING LINE. 

After the energy fest that we’ve seen, in the searing Midlands’ heat, the players stop for water.

More space opening up in the middle of the park and Jack is falling into it. Need to take advantage. 

Also, is it just me or do some of the Wednesday players look a bit, well, chunky? I thought vertical stripes were meant to be slimming. 

Kodj does amuse me. His little jinks here and there are largely pointless. Occasionally, though, a defender is enough of a knobend to buy it. 

When we run at them, things can happen. Fascinating. 

Jack is frustrated. Double marked by the opposition and not enough movement elsewhere to help him.

Other his ability, I liked it when Bolasie came on against Rotherham because he was trying to lift the team and the fans. 

VP Support sounds good but the team needs a bit more poke

It might rhyme but Jedinak is not a centre back.