KitKat
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Oh my god I didn't think I'd see that when the camera panned over then. Comedy Lowton!
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I feel for ya buddy i did that the other week I'd left the empty packet in my jacket too...What kind of savage am I?
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Absolutely **** soul crushing. I watch that shower for 45 minutes, go outside for my HT cigarette only to find I haven't left myself one from last night. I'm on the verge of tears.
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Do you think if we snuck an extra player on in the second half that: A, anyone would notice? B, it would actually help?
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Our plan is working...It might be a shit plan but it's our plan god damnit. Also haha Downing.
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Oh **** off reffer!
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There has been no goals anywhere yet in the 3pm KO's.
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Time for our free kick specialist to step up then.
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Shots on goal!
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Our awkward forays in to their half remind me of the first time you nervously fumbled with a bra at the end of a date. We have a go at the clasp for a few seconds then give up and shoot.
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Worringly this is how good we are when we're all fresh and full of legs. I can't see this tactic faring too well towards the end of the night. We'll be looser than a hooers fanny by then.
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Lowton got all the height on that clearance, but unfortunately he also managed negative distance. Maybe next time.
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On the plus side our Physio's are absolutely **** excellent at applying head bandages.
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I think I'm understanding this tactic now...It's not that we don't want the ball, it's that we're showing so much contempt for Wet Spam that we're betting them that even with all the ball they can't beat us. We'll score right at the end to prove our point, you just watch!
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I think thats Andi's name spoken for the first time this afternoon!
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Thanks a lot, you just made me double check what our bench is...How depressing.
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We're making West Ham look like **** Real Madrid. Never a hand ball there either!
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Downing to Collins. Jesus, pass me the sick bag.
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Gabby can craft a chance out of nothing if he can be bothered. Can't do the same with scoring though.
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Oh I like Pointless, I bet you wouldn't do very well with "scoring goals".
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It feels like I've logged on here on the wrong day...Hello?
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...And good night.
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Jesus Christ, just our luck.
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Jesus Liverpool have got to be the luckiest words removed in existence? 2 OGs and their other goal was a deflection! Gonna watch this a few times to make myself feel better
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Unlucky there...
