KitKat

Hopes and expectations low, time for a surprise result! Southampton odds on so that can only mean a Villa win. Plus we love playing on Monday night. Please.

Excellent midfielder! Has all the phsyical attributes and an eye for a pass too. Seems to be catching up to the pace of the league nicely. A good option at a good time now that Delph is out.

I've finally had a smoke, no thanks to the slowest lady ever in Tesco ...Having had time to reflect though, I suppose the absolute most important thing today was to not lose. As sad as that is I think we did "OK" by that remit. West Ham have been playing very well and maybe overlooked us a bit, despite dominating for large portions of the game. Just everyone be thankful Nolan didn't come on and do his usual! Also, big thanks to Brad for his wonderful 'keeping, looked almost unbeatable today. Special shout out to big bearded Baker putting his body on the line again as well, coming a long nicely this season. We really, really need to start helping ourselves out! Constantly losing the ball, no one making themselves available for a simple pass, and sheer panic in possession 90% of the time. It must obviously come down to the coaching but we've got a lot of players who are only good "on their day" - a manager needs to be getting performances week in week out and I think that more than anything is why Lambert will probably be seen as a failure here. It is incredibly frustrating how low on confidence and short of ideas we look. To think of some of the scalps we've taken in Lamberts reign I geniunely do not understand how we're not more consistent (or rather less consistently shit). Its a very distant memory thinking back to Benteke, Andi & Gabby in good form terrorising defenses.

If we won't change manager we at least need some signings in January. At least one please, I'll make it my Christmas and Birthday present!

Brad Guzan is now often said in place of "Jesus Christ".

Oh my god Brad.

I can't watch this.

Jesus, Goose...

If that giant lump of shit scores the winner I'm going to jump out of the **** window.

I'm getting flash backs of the spurs team peeling away to celebrate scoring thier last minute FK... I think I just burped nervously...is that a thing?

God I thought my heart stopped then, that header was in super slow motion...

When they get that stretcher to the side line Lambert is probably going to ask if he's OK to continue...

Is it just me or does it feel as though this game has been going on for about 6 hours now?

It would be in line with our standard levels of luck.

How isnt that a **** foul and a card? **** nora.

Can they end this match with both Cole and Caroll up front?

Andi's mouth must be nearing the record for cards by now, too!

Man that was a frenzied passage of play. Someone was always gonna get booked in that melee!

Nolan loves coming on against us...

How isn't that a yellow for the ginge?!

It's working!

Don't be a tease, tell us who then!

Good tackle there from Baker.

There is something dodgey going on here...Fat Sam has got a lot of money on the corner count.

We're visibly growing apparently...Careful!