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Posts posted by LancsVillan
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Agreed Pete but Drat sees some poor threads looming
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Trinity-Tom really loves Pez
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A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the
midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"O.K. Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You have
a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see Her
that the baby is black."
"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money
and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film.
The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my
Business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions
But I Must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the movie
was this Swedish guy."
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my
business either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has
slanted eyes."
"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the
movie, I really had no choice."
At this, the midwife again apologizes, collects the baby and present
her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on
the butt.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank god for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling
that she was going to bark."
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LATE BREAKING NEWS
VTers latest books revealed
CV
blandy
drat
ME!
I start Monday BTW
finally - for now and are we surprised that JC at only 22 has a book devoted to him
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that blandy one is pure class
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1 across, three letters, goes woof!
paulobarnesi in rush hour
LG and Duncandares slug it out over the issue of red gloves v blue gloves
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if you mean trying to catch something resembling that at spinning you're right
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I spotted him and wondered just what he had to smile about. and what were you all doing standing up!!
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VTers rejoice at another DO'L thread
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After a year long trek Drat finally finds the Ellis yacht
Villablogster fishing for an original story
Trims latest visit to the US causes choas as his bag breaks open
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Knock Knock
Whose There
Alex who
Alex explain later
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please let this be true.
Yeh please make it be true
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fish swims into a wall
"DAM"
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And were you the one taking the picture then old man?
that's possible
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Drat, blandy amd Richard get confused by hiphop thread
sorry bout the size dunno how to resize -wish it did it automatically
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Its wedge according to the rules - its cheese for the hip and trendy types - some may get the irony
rules you say, is that like a manual but smaller
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Voted Pieces, would have gone for wedge if that was an option
done
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OK then to resolve something I've seen in the JG to Hungary thread
What does everyone call the six pieces you need to get before returning to the middle of the board to claim victory in Trivial Pursuit?
EDIT LV - changed pieces to wedges
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Recent war of words on VillaTalk leads to the creation of a Super-Straight Morally-Perfect "Human Angel".
Who was immediately rounded upon as not being as good as he was and should leave the club, but no-one would want him
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I tell Saddam they will open up again
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JC, limpid and CV in 'classic threads' misunderstanding
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CV's new friends refuse his offer of a lollipop to suck
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3po's Girls come out against LG
And In Today's News...[Occasionally NSFW]
in Off Topic
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not me Rich - they've got four legs y'see