LancsVillan

cannot see it at work

CV's PM to Lancs

Cheers Al I could look at that picture all day


Chris

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;-) :-)

LV is asked what he thinks about the outbreak of threads about t'noses

too many good ones in that list to distinguish, other than to say that The Orifice isn't fit to be in the list with the others

oh yea forgot that - cheers

oops does anyone know how to re-size

hmm wish I could get it that size printed

the effect of LV's gambling really hits home

LV redefines 'work'

They've just left the sign now, I work not 100 metres from it

blandy listens attentively though

That's not Blandy, he's not sat on the fence!

plus it looks like a chick.

oh hold on....

hmm sorry but I tried

I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I wouldn’t shoot no O’leary

Oh, no, oh

I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I wouldn’t shoot no O’leary

Ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah

All around the area of Newtown

They wud try' to track me down, yeah

They say they’d want to bring me in guilty

For the killing of a O’leary, for the life of a O’leary

But I say, oh, now, now...

Oh, I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I’d swear it was the blues defence

Ooh, ooh, ooh

I said, I’d shoot Doug Ellis, Oh Lord

And they’d say it is a capital offence

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Hear this

Herbert Douglas Ellis always hated me

For what I don't know

Ev'ry time Sid did plant a seed

He said, "Sell him before it grows."

He said, "Sell them before they grow."

And so, oh, now, now,

Read it in the news

I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I swear it was the blues defence

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Where was O’leary?

I said I shot Doug Ellis but I swear it was the blues defence

Freedom came my way one day

And I started out of town, yeah!

All of a sudden I’d see Ellis dressed in brown

Aiming to shoot me down

So I’d shoot, and shoot, and shoot him down

And I’d say, if I am guilty H&V will pay

I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I wouldn’t shoot no O’leary

Oh, no, oh

I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I wouldn’t shoot no O’leary

Ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah

Reflexes had the better of me

And what is to be must be

Ev'ry day the bucket a-go-a well

One day the bottom a-go blues drop out

One day the bottom a-go blues drop out

I say, I, I, ...

I’d shoot Doug Ellis, but I wouldn’t shoot no O’leary

Richard is not happy with his new uniform

Inspired by success at WoW and his new nick, Risso starts his own business

Risso refuses to sanction the latest film release from "The Voice of Reason Film Club"

that is very good to read - not just the headline

Warcraft comedy gold, seriously!

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3635

that old man is a cracker - cheers

Drat and Risso insist on fancy dress for the next NW Villans meet

me too tony me too

as for spare time I'll give you a handy hint you might want --->

:-)

and yes before anyone else gets in on the act the moderators have all got their own copy of

The books are back...

The VT book-ring of pablo, ali and LBJ finally get their hands on THE book

Hev researches just how close she can get to JPA

Amazon reports record sale as 10,000 midlanders order one book to be delivered to B6

For LG

for those those love brown warm water

Quick trim you know you want it

for wurzel, mckagan and paddy, just keep it AT HOME will ya

for risso can you send to Rich before June :-)

and finally (for today)

for those with RED cards

THE Villa Fanzine, new issue out today

beep beep

What P/E ratio would you use?

Industry average.

Didn't say valuation was easy. I just said these are the 4 recognised methods.

Where is counting the money in the safe and keeping some for yourself, or is that just £llis

No, but Ellis is one day closer to dying.

ain't we all