Witton_Lane

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What a counter this lady is, I'm sure we'd all like to thank her for her hard work.

1,2,3,5,er,er,3,4,er,1,2,4,12,how's my hair...

Now now....girls with bleached hair and huge knockers can be intelligent too you know.

But yeah they usually ain't...and no-one cares

This thread needs this, it certainly made the other thread more interesting....

What a counter this lady is, I'm sure we'd all like to thank her for her hard work.

Pac - Margarito would be an amazing fight.

Why? Because plasterfists would more than likely be humiliated again?

And you don't want to see that?

It'd be worth seeing, but Pac v Williams would be more amusing I reckon.

I'd still like to see Pac against Mosley personally, he needs to earn that shot at Floyd again now I reckon if Mosley had hit Pac with those shots he hit Floyd with then it'd be lights out.

You don't like kebabs? :shock:

Since when was there fatty forums anyway? They're just begging for it.

Just looked at the muslim forum, no one is biting on it. It's just lads from ESB. This could liven things up if he posts it though.

"I **** children, I am your prophet lolz"

I joined for the raid... now i'm staying for the pictures 8)

I know forum raids are old news.....but they're still funny as ****

That muslim one was an all time classic, haven't laughed so much for ages

I got pissed a few months ago and did a one man raid on an anorexics forum, I got banned pretty quickly though - I tried to claim I'd lost 3 stone by doing nothing but eating kebabs and wanking 10 times a day.

Obviously made up that was, I don't like kebabs.

^Problem is that the level of drug testing now is a farce

Quality, and 100% correct, Roy Jones would have slaughtered the Slappy one anytime up to 2003 8)

Another forum raid going on on ESB, they're picking on fat women now, great sport

Khan will beat the guido, and I'm not even a Khan fan

Wouldn't be so sure of that myself mate, and I hate Khan as much as anyone.....I like Malignaggi and don't let the guido, homo shit fool you, the guy can fight. Any man that consistently out-boxes people with no KO punch to speak of has to have something going for him.....he earnt my full respect in the Cotto fight, the guy is tough as nails despite the way he looks.

Khan won't have an easy night with Malignaggi no matter what the result is, I'd bet my right nut on it.

LOLcano. I hope Floyd puts this up on the big screen at the presser

Did you get let back onto ESB mate?

Did you see that thread in the lounge where they did the forum raid on the muslim website, and all submitted pictures of Mohammed that they'd done on MS Paint? Haven't laughed so much for **** ages

It was only a 4 day ban so I'm back now 8)

I'll have to check out that thread, sounds quality

Edit: What's the title of the thread?

**** knows mate.....do a search on 'raid' or 'muslim' and you'll probably find it....VERY funny though, I think one or two posters had jihad declared on them

LOLcano. I hope Floyd puts this up on the big screen at the presser

Did you get let back onto ESB mate?

Did you see that thread in the lounge where they did the forum raid on the muslim website, and all submitted pictures of Mohammed that they'd done on MS Paint? Haven't laughed so much for **** ages

I thought Froch won 115-113 the other night, but when you fight away from home and the fight is that close then don't whine about being robbed at the end - Froch got a similar gift last time out.

Yes when they fight away from home they need a KO to win the fight.

not so sure on Abraham either, if Froch get the fight at home, then he will win

I'm not so sure about that....I know Froch has a great chin but anyone can be KO'd, and if Abraham connects flush then Froch is toast. I've seen guys like Froch come and go over the years, don't think that punch resistance will last forever. If he wasn't so 'face first' in his approach I'd be more confident about the Abraham fight.

Just think hes not a particularly clever boxer, he has a good blow when he hit spot on,but technically he's not that special, Froch is better technically

but surely it depends where the fight wil be, in Germany froch will probably lose if he don't win by KO, In england i think Froch will take him..

Froch is actually awful, technically....I agree Abraham is too, but Abraham hits a damn sight harder than Froch does and I think this fight will come down to that.

Put it this way - when did you last see Froch fight without getting hit flush?

I thought Froch won 115-113 the other night, but when you fight away from home and the fight is that close then don't whine about being robbed at the end - Froch got a similar gift last time out.

Yes when they fight away from home they need a KO to win the fight.

not so sure on Abraham either, if Froch get the fight at home, then he will win

I'm not so sure about that....I know Froch has a great chin but anyone can be KO'd, and if Abraham connects flush then Froch is toast. I've seen guys like Froch come and go over the years, don't think that punch resistance will last forever. If he wasn't so 'face first' in his approach I'd be more confident about the Abraham fight.

Who can win the middleweight super six?

Kessler will not win for sure! he will probably lose the next fight

After seeing them all, my money would be on Ward. The winner certainly won't be or Froch.

Yeah, my guess was aslo Ward.

If Kessler and Froch had this fight in england,then Froch would win,I actually think he was better than Kessler last saturday

Ward looks a class operator to me, seems a nice kid too so I hope he wins it.

I thought Froch won 115-113 the other night, but when you fight away from home and the fight is that close then don't whine about being robbed at the end - Froch got a similar gift last time out.

Abraham is a very dangerous fighter too though, hits like a mule but is crude....I'd make him 2nd favourite.

Who can win the middleweight super six?

Kessler will not win for sure! he will probably lose the next fight

After seeing them all, my money would be on Ward. The winner certainly won't be Kessler or Froch.

Save him for Kevin Mitchell. Then give him the Marvin Hagler treatment as Witton suggested .

**** yeah!!!

The main difference being Hagler didn't deserve it, this rocket polisher does. I still remember poor old Harry Carpenters commentary on that one - "owwwww I've just been hit on the head by a beer bottle"

Khan: "In the next four years I will have all my big fights, so in five years time I will be gone," Khan said to the paper. "When I hit my peak I will be fighting men like Floyd Mayweather Junior and Manny Pacquiao. They will be my last few fights. There are so many big fights in my division, but my body will tell me when to call it a day."

Can't be running out of feather fists to fight can we now?!

So Khan is planning to fight Mayweather when he's 37 and Pacquiao when he's 36 then? That'd be about right for this gutless glass jawed spunk-dribble.

They'd both probably still beat him even at those advanced ages anyway, if Willie Limond can put you on queer st then you have an eggshell for a chin.

Comparing Holmes' relationship to Ali with Khan's to Pac? That's awful. Please take your own advice, asap.

Yep, I fully retract my statement. I read somewhere that Homes whispered in Ali's trainers ear one day that Ali was past it and that Larry thought he could take him, this was around 1973, Larry also said that Ali's legs were 'shot' to the trainer (might have been Drew Brown)

Anyway the next day Ali toyed with him and said stuff like "so I'm finished huh kid?" and messed up Holmes face REALLY badly, apparently Holmes was crying during sparring because of the beating he was taking - but he drove all the way home to Easton to show his friends the black eye that "the greatest" had given him

Compare that to Khan talking about being competitive in sparring with Pac and I think we can all see who the cuuuunt is in this scenario.

Con's latest post: "I love it when the haters tweet me, they still call me king, I'm happy with that guys, amirKINGkhan they type, atlest they no who's king hah"

Has anyone asked him why there was no Prescott rematch yet?

I bet he says "I've moved on from that now" which basically means "I'm only being matched with feather-fisted fighters from now on, and no **** mistake"

Still at least he can brag about looking good in sparring with Pac....Larry Holmes made a decent career out of being a sparring partner to a great too.

I must go and wash my mouth out with soap and water, fancy mentioning Larry Holmes in the same sentence as Amir Khan :shock:

http://twitter.com/amirkingkhan

Wow. I have a greasemonkey script on Firefox which pulls up all the conversations he is having too, some really arsey stuff there.

He's just a **** clearing in the woods, giving Froch shit after the last few fights Froch has had, and that little prick is paying step aside money to face a feather fist....unbelievable hypocrisy.

Hopefully he'll get the Marvin Hagler/Alan Minter treatment next time he fights in the UK, the cocksucker.

I had Froch winning it, 115-113 :?

Some close rounds in there but I gave Froch 1,3,5,9,10,11 and 12. Thought he won the last 4 rounds pretty clearly and also the 5th so I suspect the 1st and 3rd were where it was won or lost. 2 of those scorecards were **** bollocks though.

Still he got a close home-town decision in his last fight so he can't complain I guess. The man has an iron **** jaw though, no-one can deny that.

Oh and apparently that word removed Khan is taking the piss out of Froch on twitter....unreal, who the **** does he think he is the little gobshite?

I voted sometimes.

Not wiping your tool on the drapes afterwards doesn't count mate ;-)

How about shitting in her handbag?

Call me mr cynical but I have learned through the years that romance is basically just legalised prostitution....instead of giving her 50 quid in notes for a shag you buy her 50 quid's worth of flowers and choccies...she doesn't feel like a whore and you don't feel like a desperate saddo paying for sex and everyone's happy! :winkold:

Is the correct answer

Sending flowers must cost at least £50 these days surely?

been out of the loop a while matey?

I guess if you never send them, you wouldn't know the cost.

Depends what you get etc, and where from, but you can get a decent bunch of flowers delivered for £25-£30, no problem.

That's the key word I suspect.....I know a mate sent roses to his bird at work and they cost him £60, the last time I sent some on Mothers Day they cost nearly £130, and the stupid **** left the receipt in them so all I got was the standard mother lecture about "wasting all that money on me" :x

Sending flowers must cost at least £50 these days surely? Just head up to a massage parlour, slap your money down and you'll get a blowjob anyway. At least that way there's no gamble involved

I've only bought flowers for a female twice in my life, once I got **** all other than "you only bought them because I complained that you never bought me flowers" and the other time I'd played a pretty nasty joke on a bird I was supposed to be spending the weekend with and she went spastic about it so I bought flowers to smooth things over before I arrived.

I bought flowers for my mother tons of times though, but she doesn't count, for obvious reasons.

It's not up to him to help him.

It's up to Valero to help himself or for his wife/family/friends/manager to help him.

It's a shame the Valero - Pacquiao fight won't come to fruition now, would have been great to see Pac smash him about.

I'm just wondering whether this news makes me happy or not....it saves time giving him the death penalty I guess but it feels like he had the last laugh by doing it himself.

Good riddance either way though.

Dammit I was looking forward to reading that thread too, had a scan through the first page earlier and thought "this one will be an interesting read later on"

There was nothing decent even said after the first page either so it's a strange one

Anyway, Chavez to get him off the charge?

If the rumours are true, he won't be facing charges....

Talk to me more baby!

Drink some water, he's tired!

What rumours?

The rumours that he's brown bread. Hung himself, apparently.