Witton_Lane

Hurrah, someone on my wavelength at last

We all know where you're going:

We just have to take care we don't tread the same path. :winkold:

Are you a policeman or something? Whenever I want you to be there you ain't, and whenever I want you to be absent you **** show up :x

i was in the rainbow club on hagley road bored shitless, decided to walk down the kebab house next to safeburys, got collared, bartered and got a good price, done the deed in an alley, got a kebab, walked back to casino

was horrible, i was absolutely smashed she was rougher than a bag of nails, and im sure she pick pocketed me too, proud day

Should have waited until her back was turned, then cracked her over the swede with a ball-pein hammer and stabbed her multiple times with a sharpened screwdriver to finish her off. Tried and trusted method for dealing with one of Satans street walkers 8)

Tried by you?

Remind me to never piss you off if that's the case :shock: .....

I keep forgetting there's a bunch of young words removed on this board :x

I was describing the preferred killing method of Sir Peter Sutcliffe, who did more for preventing STD's than Alexander Fleming.

I'll tell you what, that's shocking and disgusting.

The lack of awareness shown by today's youth regarding even modern history's great moments is a sad indictment of the times.

My sentiments entirely.

I'm guessing Sergio is trying to build his name before going after someone bigger.

"The British media were telling me that the English fans were pretty excited about Audley Harrison"

I prefer the line "David Haye would prefer a shot at the Klitschko's but it appears that they're avoiding him"

Has the Harrison fight been confirmed yet? **** Haye, can't understand the reasoning behind that one if it happens. I could forgive him if he took a tune up against Chagaev or something but a Harrison fight is a real stinker and yes it does make it look like he's ducking like crazy, Calzaghe style.

That is the greatest staredown ever

Like a TV program where the 70's meet some cowboys

i'm sure someone put that microphone in the middle just to take the piss.

I keep forgetting there's a bunch of young words removed on this board :x

I was describing the preferred killing method of Sir Peter Sutcliffe, who did more for preventing STD's than Alexander Fleming.

Hurrah, someone on my wavelength at last

On the cider tonight mate? G&T here, first night off and not back at work until next Friday 8)

i was in the rainbow club on hagley road bored shitless, decided to walk down the kebab house next to safeburys, got collared, bartered and got a good price, done the deed in an alley, got a kebab, walked back to casino

was horrible, i was absolutely smashed she was rougher than a bag of nails, and im sure she pick pocketed me too, proud day

Should have waited until her back was turned, then cracked her over the swede with a ball-pein hammer and stabbed her multiple times with a sharpened screwdriver to finish her off. Tried and trusted method for dealing with one of Satans street walkers 8)

Tried by you?

Remind me to never piss you off if that's the case :shock: .....

I keep forgetting there's a bunch of young words removed on this board :x

I was describing the preferred killing method of Sir Peter Sutcliffe, who did more for preventing STD's than Alexander Fleming.

i was in the rainbow club on hagley road bored shitless, decided to walk down the kebab house next to safeburys, got collared, bartered and got a good price, done the deed in an alley, got a kebab, walked back to casino

was horrible, i was absolutely smashed she was rougher than a bag of nails, and im sure she pick pocketed me too, proud day

Should have waited until her back was turned, then cracked her over the swede with a ball-pein hammer and stabbed her multiple times with a sharpened screwdriver to finish her off. Tried and trusted method for dealing with one of Satans street walkers 8)

Al Bundy? :?

Was just looking at his Boxrec... wtf

Sorry, Al Bundy is off Married with Children, the best sit-com of all time - Cobb played a burglar in one episode and Al KO'd him with a big right hand, and got sued for his trouble

Just watched the clip on youtube. I hope he was a better boxer than he is an actor.

Oh, and I think you'll find the Simpsons is the greatest sitcom of all time.

The Simpsons is a cartoon not a sit-com.....and Homer Simpson is just a poor imitation of Al Bundy :winkold:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwh-vcWYeZI

Al Bundy? :?

Was just looking at his Boxrec... wtf

Sorry, Al Bundy is off Married with Children, the best sit-com of all time - Cobb played a burglar in one episode and Al KO'd him with a big right hand, and got sued for his trouble

I just said 'awesome' twice in the same sentence, what a prick.

Wouldn't worry about it. We all think you're a prick anyway.

Cool, I just joined the club then

Read this anyway....

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/news.php?p=13658&more=1

I've seen better ones out there but they're a good start.

I was already reading that before you posted it.

The first one was my favourite, with Renaldo Snipes. Other than that he's got nothing on Tyson.

The Snipes one was spectacularly funny 8) There's a ton more out there, he gets brought up on ESB threads quite often.

Hell of a chin he had too, he was only KO'd twice - and one of those was by Al Bundy

I just said 'awesome' twice in the same sentence, what a prick.

Wouldn't worry about it. We all think you're a prick anyway.

Cool, I just joined the club then

Read this anyway....

http://www.eastsideboxing.com/news.php?p=13658&more=1

I've seen better ones out there but they're a good start.

I just said 'awesome' twice in the same sentence, what a prick.

I don't even need to click on that one, Tyson at his worst

I prefer the one where he tells the female reporter that he "don't normally talk with womens unless I fornicate with them....so you shouldn't talk...."

Oh and the other interview...."have a nice fight Mike"

"**** OFF"

The one with the woman is a classic.

"I'll **** you till you love me faggot." is my favourite though.

Hmmm........nope. "I'll eat your asshole out alive, bitch" is far better, from the same rant

You want awesome boxing quotes though, look no further than the legend that is Tex Cobb. Google his quotes, they're awesome.

I don't even need to click on that one, Tyson at his worst

I prefer the one where he tells the female reporter that he "don't normally talk with womens unless I fornicate with them....so you shouldn't talk...."

Oh and the other interview...."have a nice fight Mike"

"**** OFF"

Whenever I rewatch the Hamed V Barrera fight I like to include him grabbing the mic before it started and ranting about Allah being the greatest....it adds to the enjoyment of seeing the jug eared little word removed get his face smashed in by a Catholic.

Yep, open up those old cuts....I can see Lennox sniggering at ringside as I type. Maybe if Valuev grew dreadlocks and a beard he could use them to 'improve' the cuts, like Lewis did (according to several people on ESB)

Vaulev takes a knee for the first time in his career :shock:

Shame he's never shown footwork like that in the ring

He's been luring Vitali into a false sense of security and then BAM! Valuev's sweet footwork gives Vitali a pizza face.

Valuevs face is his best weapon.....Haye broke his hand on it in the 2nd round of their fight, and Haye isn't made of glass like Vitaly. I suspect Vitaly would be forced to bravely quit again if he had to hit that block of wood for 12 rounds.

"LEGENDARY US fight scribe Ed Schyuler was inducted into the Boxing Hall of Fame last weekend.

One of his best one-liners came after covering the Rumble in the Jungle: "Zaire? I wouldn't even fly over that country now because I might crash and live."

The fight won't happen I'm afraid. Vitaly has a bullys mentality. I reckon he'd shit himself during the staredown if he had to look up

Well it sure looks like he's ducking him to me....offering derisory money to him is one way of doing it isn't it :winkold:

Klitschko fans make me laugh....their guys never duck anyone and every time they lose it doesn't count

The "Wlad was poisoned against Brewster" one is my favourite....I'd love to meet the genius chemist that invented a poison that only kicks in 0.00001 seconds after this happened:-

I swear to God, if I tried to make up that kind of shit about any other fighter I'd get laughed off the internet....but Klitschko fans really think he was poisoned, not chinned

Same goes for Vitali too.....he never really lost to Byrd because he was up on the cards when he quit....and he never really lost to Lewis because he was 4-2 up on the cards....

"I've got you right where I want you Lennox, I'm up on ze cards"

No chance :-)

Fraudly is hopeless and you know it

I get the feeling our Gabby is on the ESB "Audley Harrison Express" and is bringing his posting habits over here for our amusement

I hope to Christ this fight doesn't happen as I like Haye and don't want to see the ridicule he'll deservedly get if it does. Having said that if it does happen it'll be over inside 2 minutes, and Harrison will still be counting stars on the canvas when the cleaners arrive.

One star on the canvas will be counted.

That star will be David Haye once the A-bomb lands on his fragile British mandible

Yep, been reading Rico's posts too much.

Haye will absolutely **** destroy Harrison, he's already done it several times in sparring for **** sake, this fight will be a joke and I'm pissed off with Haye for taking it (although I do understand the reasoning, big money zero risk)

I'm taking great amusement at the moment....as the Klitschkos slate Haye for taking Harrison, VITLAY is ducking Valuev of all people, who Haye already beat. Oh **** dear.....what a pussy. Confirms what I always said, VITLAY is just a bully. Give him an opponent that hits back or is bigger, and those pants get filled with shit.

No chance :-)

Fraudly is hopeless and you know it

I get the feeling our Gabby is on the ESB "Audley Harrison Express" and is bringing his posting habits over here for our amusement

I hope to Christ this fight doesn't happen as I like Haye and don't want to see the ridicule he'll deservedly get if it does. Having said that if it does happen it'll be over inside 2 minutes, and Harrison will still be counting stars on the canvas when the cleaners arrive.

I've got half a litre of gin, same as last night. And I've almost finished it, pissed as a word removed 8)

Amusing considering the timing of it kicking off.....but it was a pathetic effort by both fightees if you ask me.

The nurses in the hospital were nice though ;-)

The last time I was in hospital the bitches weren't nice :x :x :x

I was in bastard agony and all they did was laugh at me, the words removed.

At least yer honest.....some people would say they got their cock sucked

I'm probably the only man on earth that doesn't find nurses sexy, I've met enough of them to know that they're borderline psychopaths, I think it comes with the job. I have shagged one, but I only found out she was a nurse after the fact (which tells you just how detailed my conversations were with potential partners back in the day)

Back to the hospital thing....it went like this:-

"so how did you get this 3 inch gash in your foot then, and when did it happen, and why is it wrapped in a tea-towel?"

"erm.....well I drank some wine last night and erm...."

"how much wine did you drink?"

"erm, about 3 bottles....."

"ah, this is going to be good....continue...."

"anyway I always get hungry when I'm drunk and I got out a bowl and a tin of beans, put it in the microwave for a few minutes, when it went ping I grabbed the bowl forgetting it'd be hot, dropped it on the floor cos it burnt my hands, hot beans hit my foot which made me jump up, and I landed on the smashed bowl, hence the cut on my foot"

"and the tea-towel?"

"well my foot was bleeding badly but I was too pissed to drive to the hospital so I tied a tea towel around it to stop it bleeding, mopped the kitchen floor and went to bed"

Bitches laughed at me all the way through the explanation, then got a big Sonny Liston lookalike to "clean" the wound. With sandpaper, if memory serves me right :x

I had to hop past them again as I left, and they giggled again then too

The nurses in the hospital were nice though ;-)

The last time I was in hospital the bitches weren't nice :x :x :x

I was in bastard agony and all they did was laugh at me, the words removed.