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I think we'll never know the result of that potential fight, because anyone watching it will have fallen asleep before the end thus no one could actually report what happened.

In fact, the fight might just cause the universe to implode out of boredom.

And as for Hayden, set to marry in 2011 according to some unreliable sources (wikipedia)

That's one wedding that'll never happen

Good point about the potential Fraudley/Wlad matchup, if they both turn up with their usual amount of caution it could be a 5 punches a round type fight.

I actually hope Harrison fights him first, I wouldn't be surprised to see Harrison KO the guy - he really is that shit.

I wouldn't go that far. He is begging to be KO'd though, sooner the better.

I actually would go that far, seriously. I think Harrison is piss-weak but if he came out and treated it as a 3 round fight, threw caution to the wind and actually attacked the guy he's got a chance.

They do, thus all the Polkis need to resit their exams when they come here.

But still, if he can pull Hayden then well, he wins.

Haye will beat him though, hope Fraud-meister funk doesn't fight him. One good punch at the end of a fight you were losing a good fighter does not make.

Apparently the Hayden thing is all off now, maybe she got bored of tit-**** him?

I actually hope Harrison fights him first, I wouldn't be surprised to see Harrison KO the guy - he really is that shit.

By the way, you look very much like Lucy Davies (who I saw yesterday in an episode of Californication)

It's 'with whom I live'. :winkold:

God bless not the 9 o clock news

Haven't seen that sketch for years, thanks for that.

Jasper Carrots daughter? I never spotted her in Californication....did she have her jugs out?

Unfortunately not - she had a very small part talking to Hank in a bar in season one

Can't believe I missed that....having said that compared to most of the clout on that show she's second rate anyway

That's Vitali, surely?

Wlad

Homo point is invalid as of this point.

He's also a Doctor or sports science, dont you know.

So really, Wlad >>>> You

No it's Wlad....Vitali is on the left

Amazing how a doctor of sports science can claim a 'diabetic incident' after he just got knocked the **** out....methinks these Eastern bloc countries hand out degrees like sweeties.

oh I wish a prime Tyson was around today

I think we all do.

8)

I'd never seen that pic, and I wish you hadn't done that :shock:

Even when photographed with females, he still manages to look gay as ****.

Case in point....

Nah. Both are pretty lame to be honest but Wlads video just makes him look like a homo again. He's hardly Tyson-esque with his trash talking is he? Glass jawed ****-stain.

I was being serious.....oh I wish a prime Tyson was around today, he'd go through this piss-weak division like a knife through butter.

Incidentally I wasn't joking about the homo thing either, google the guy and click through a few pages of the images, especially the ones where he's photographed with his brother :shock:

It seems the heavyweight champions are not only brothers, they're also **** buddies :shock:

Ok better:

I like apple juice and vodka

No pornstar looks Rob

Jennifer Eccles was a reference to the 60's song by The Hollies

You dirty letch Chindie (I've honestly never heard of a porn star with that name)

By the way, you look very much like Lucy Davies (who I saw yesterday in an episode of Californication)

Jasper Carrots daughter? I never spotted her in Californication....did she have her jugs out?

Nah. Both are pretty lame to be honest but Wlads video just makes him look like a homo again. He's hardly Tyson-esque with his trash talking is he? Glass jawed ****-stain.

fried pickles with ranch dressing!!!!!!! its soooooooo nasty and soooooooooooooooooooooooo delicious!

Ah, but you're a Septic, and I assume you mean those **** awful pickled gherkins. That's all they seemed to have when I was over there.

Now over here you can get pickled

onions

beetroot

cabbage

garlic

mango

egg

lime

and many others that are way better than those disgusting green cocks you lot seem mto like

you forgot the king of ALL pickels, piccalilli :winkold:

There's nothing better than a strong cheese and piccalilli sarnie, **** awesome.

I had venison sausages tonight for tea, wouldn't class them as 'crap food' but I enjoyed them anyway.

My biggest weakness when it comes to 'crap' food would probably be cheap chicken kievs, or fish finger sarnies.

Wlad V Audley...

I remember the last time Wlad fought a late 30's, no hoper, 'never has been':-

It's also a shocking indictment of the state of this division if Harrison can get a title shot off the back of winning a poxy domestic contest and beating a guy like Sprott with a last-ditch KO. The Klitschkos will literally take on any old bum though, or at least that's the way it's looked for the last 2-3 years.

If they fight Audley then it's to send a message to Haye to really piss him off, although I'm not sure the message will be as clear as the one Wlad sent to Haye earlier about him being a bitch :winkold:

Yes, Wlad seems to be accusing Haye of bitching out of two fights against both him and his brother.....bang goes the crap about him speaking perfect English :winkold:

We'll see when they fight what happens but Wlad "it's not fair, I must have been poisoned" really should keep his trap shut about other fighters being bitches, remember the Ibragimov fight? :shock: Same goes for his brother too, quitting against Byrd, and running from Rahman about 5 times

Wlad V Audley...

I remember the last time Wlad fought a late 30's, no hoper, 'never has been':-

It's also a shocking indictment of the state of this division if Harrison can get a title shot off the back of winning a poxy domestic contest and beating a guy like Sprott with a last-ditch KO. The Klitschkos will literally take on any old bum though, or at least that's the way it's looked for the last 2-3 years.

It's got to be said though, what the **** was Sprott doing....comfortably ahead on the cards against a one armed fighter who was obviously loading up with a haymaker, he dropped BOTH his hands?? He was begging to get knocked out.

That punch was tits

Nonsense mate, that was a cracking shot....I can't stand Harrison but that was a great punch. He fought for several rounds with a damaged shoulder too apparently.....thus showing more heart than certain other HW's could mention

Just watch Heat for the first time in about 10 years, still love it.

I've watched it 3-4 times now ...

Really boring from start to finish ...

why would you watch a film which you find "really boring from start to finish" 3 or 4 times? :?

He's explained himself above.

I've done the same before. Watched a film, thought it was shit, been persuaded by a mate to give it another chance "maybe you weren't in the mood?", so watched it again. Seldom has my opinion changed mind you.

Worked with the Godfather though. Honestly thought that was shit when I first watched it. One of those really disappointing moments when you think "I thought this was like the best film ever".

Enjoyed it much more the second time round, excellent film.

Still think Part 2 is incredibly boring though. When it asked me to insert disc 2 I nearly slit my wrists.

Me too. Still haven't got through Apocalypse now. (please don't kill me) But I WILL give it a go and watch the whole movie one day or another.

And I felt the same way as you did about The Godfather the first time I saw it. The second time I understood what the fuss was all about. Great movie. Still haven't seen part 2. :oops:

Just seen The box with Cameron Diaz. Decent. Worth a look, IMO. But not as great with a that great a twist as it was said to be. But I enjoyed it.

I can sympathise with the Apocalypse Now thing, once sat through 3+ hours of the directors cut of that film, and it's **** shit. Probably the most over-rated movie in history.

That's one film that no matter what friends say, I will never be convinced to watch again.

Just watch Heat for the first time in about 10 years, still love it.

I've watched it 3-4 times now ...

Really boring from start to finish ...

why would you watch a film which you find "really boring from start to finish" 3 or 4 times? :?

He's explained himself above.

I've done the same before. Watched a film, thought it was shit, been persuaded by a mate to give it another chance "maybe you weren't in the mood?", so watched it again. Seldom has my opinion changed mind you.

Worked with the Godfather though. Honestly thought that was shit when I first watched it. One of those really disappointing moments when you think "I thought this was like the best film ever".

Enjoyed it much more the second time round, excellent film.

Still think Part 2 is incredibly boring though. When it asked me to insert disc 2 I nearly slit my wrists.

Godfather 2 is boring? It's even better than the first one in my opinion....also to fly in the face of general opinion it's a shame the 3rd one gets pissed on so much by people as it's actually an extremely good movie. Not as good as the first 2 but still very good, despite Coppolas daughters crap acting.

I still think for gangster films you can't beat Casino, Goodfellas and A Bronx Tale though, in that order. It's all about personal opinion of course.

Just watch Heat for the first time in about 10 years, still love it.

That's the most over-rated film in movie history, I've watched it 3-4 times now and every time I've thought "what the **** is the fuss all about?"

Really boring from start to finish, and I might add that Michael Mann is a twot. Every film he's every been involved with has been **** crap.

What????

Manhunter was **** great! Ali wasn't bad either, nor The Keep

Hmmmm I don't often disagree with you mate but I disagree on this one.

Considering the masterpiece of a book Mann had to work with, Manhunter was actually a complete abortion of a film. I can understand if you've never read the book you'd think the film was good....but if you have read the book it's impossible to like that film - the remake years later was far, far more true to the book but ruined by Hopkins hamming up the Lecter character too much. Still better than Manhunter though, by miles. Silence of the Lambs is still the best film version of a Thomas Harris book.

As for Ali, that's the main reason I can't stand the guy - he got given license to make a film about my all time favourite athlete and ballsed it up so badly that I actually fell asleep in the cinema while watching it. There's a few good scenes in it, but the movie as a whole was awful.

Heat is bollocks.

Michael Mann is over-rated beyond belief.

Really don't get the hype tbh.

Round of applause for that man

To whoever it was that asked why I watched it 3-4 times when I hated it, I'll clarify - I've attempted to watch it several times but only recently managed to make it to the end of the film without turning it off. Seeing the ending didn't change my opinion, it was dull as dishwater. The only reason I kept attempting to watch it was all the people telling me what a great film it was, I thought watching it to the end would enlighten me....it didn't.

Just watch Heat for the first time in about 10 years, still love it.

That's the most over-rated film in movie history, I've watched it 3-4 times now and every time I've thought "what the **** is the fuss all about?"

Really boring from start to finish, and I might add that Michael Mann is a twot. Every film he's every been involved with has been **** crap.

The Doors - Waiting for the Sun

Oops, just changed to LA Woman....songs just don't get more classic than this....

I only drink water at work out of the coolers. Never drink it at home

Don't expect us to ask what you drink at home.

I'm sure ye already know I only drink 2 things at home.

Earl Grey and Amber Jack (with the occasional Jagermeister)

So the budget hasn't forced you onto beer just yet then?

Gin and tonic for me again tonight, what what

Joe Calzaghe Cocaine Shame

At least he spoke some sense:

"Next Calzaghe had a swipe at young British boxing hero AMIR KHAN.

"He's not exceptional," he said. "If he fights against a tall guy he'll be knocked out again. He can't fight a puncher.

"He's been down like six times in his career. It's early times and he's been down six times. In 26 years of boxing I went down four times."

Yeah that was sense but he then went on to complain about Lennox being voted the best british fighter ever, and said that Lewis had been down twice, how dare people vote him ahead of the mighty Slappy one :shock:

This guy is an absolute word removed, I always said it and always will say it. His whole career was just smoke and mirrors in the same way that Khans is, and his disrespect of Hatton is disgusting considering Hatton actually had the bollocks to fight not one but two P4P number 1's in their prime during his career. I suspect had Slappy had the nuts to fight Jones/Hopkins when they weren't geriatrics then he'd have been laid out even worse than Hatton was.

He's an absolute word removed, and I hope he snorts himself into an early grave. rocket polisher.

How easy is it to get the big fights online?

Last weeks fight was very easy to find, took me about 2 minutes.

It wasn't a 'big' fight though, more like a homo slapping match between two timid gayboys. I suspect you'd struggle to find something like Mayweather/Pac for free.

I'd disagree with you on that. I think the bigger the fight, the easier to find tbh. As long as you are looking the right places.

I was just guessing to be honest...if the fight is big enough then I don't mind paying the £15 or whatever it is, it motivates me to stay up until 5am to watch it if I've shelled out!

I'll never ever pay for an Amir Khan fight though - I couldn't believe it when they made his fight with Prescott PPV. In hindsight I'd have paid triple the price to see it to be fair.

How easy is it to get the big fights online?

Last weeks fight was very easy to find, took me about 2 minutes.

It wasn't a 'big' fight though, more like a homo slapping match between two timid gayboys. I suspect you'd struggle to find something like Mayweather/Pac for free.