Troglodyte

1 minute ago, Davkaus said:

Digne, you can't just grab a guy by the dick.

McGinn has grabbed this game by the dick.

Thought he was a goalie?

I'd heard he was the new Nigel Sphinx.

13 hours ago, Derryvillan said:

Scotland actually got into Frances half.One of them slid the ball across the six yard box and Wilson got to it just before the keeper.

He's done well there then; I hear their keeper's pretty Swift.

McGinn is apparently supposed to be playing a non-contact sport. 

1 minute ago, Demitri_C said:

Its ok if we win!!

Dem I love you but we're going to win you pleb

And even if I've just cursed that and we don't, Ollie has made more contribution to the goals we've scored than any potential late humiliation. 

1 minute ago, Demitri_C said:

Huh?

He's has some great touches. 

They're frightened of him. 

He's created an absolute shitload of space for our other attacking players and we probably should have taken even more advantage as a result. 

He works his arse off and follows every instruction. 

He's a **** beautiful man. 

But yeah he's had one or two bad touches...

Just now, Demitri_C said:

Dont think watkins has had a good game

VILLLLLLLLAAAAAAA

**** love you Dougie Luiz

6 hours ago, est1874 said:

Touché, salesman. Comma splicing isn't exactly basic stuff, though.

However, it should be "basic stuff such as comma splicing?"

No it shouldn't.

Anyway...

Can we rely on United to win tonight?

At least the ref is getting equally lenient for both sides - Casemiro should have been in the book too. 

Lovely to see teams that are really cautious because they know what we can do. Fulham just standing off even when they're losing out of fear that we'll punish them. 

2 minutes ago, a-k said:

Lol commentator mixing up Buendia and McGinn and now Toney and Wissa

Both of them have been **** awful. Commentator constantly getting players mixed up and the co-comm whinging about everything and thinking football should be played like it was in 1975.

2 minutes ago, smg said:

Oh dear no criticism allowed then ?

Hardly thoughtful criticism is it. 

8 minutes ago, smg said:

Should have put them on earlier then

Yeah you're right - he's clearly a shit manager. Unai out.

Unai knew it was coming but we just couldn't get the subs on in time. They were being prepared well before the goal. 

Just dropped in here. The positivity is amazing. 

Just now, BOF said:

Something tells me Ollie and Tyrone are in the next weekend squad.

If they're not then Southgate is **** blind 

10 minutes ago, Troglodyte said:

Their defenders aren't all that. Goal soon. 

And thanks. 

Their defenders aren't all that. Goal soon. 

2 minutes ago, CVByrne said:

Is he God? Looks like God to me 

Can confirm: He is God.

3 minutes ago, Dan-BrightonVillan said:

Become accustomed to us slipping on such Bannana skins over the years

Barry Bannana skins?

12 minutes ago, Johnnyp said:

Filing the necessary papers on Monday to have him as my new dad. 

I have a new brother 

Excellent touch from Ollie tbf. Shame about the finish. 

Great ball McGinn also.