Troglodyte

I'll savour being top of the league while it lasts... certainly won't be there for long!

Could at least let the MPs win if we're trying to buy favour...

Just go.

Just now, BleedClaretAndBlue said:

Fred Guilbert is looking a bit out of shape; no wonder he couldn't get a game despite the injuries. 

Absolutely **** garbage. 

Watkins has been terrible but it's a confidence issue, not a talent one. 

Lack of quality in key areas?

We have Philippe Coutinho and Emi Buendía. Even Dougie and Ash Young - all have clear quality. We're not European material, but the problem's not the players...

Just now, foreveryoung said:

On par with 10-man Leeds, ffs we are so bad.

Fixed

Just now, jacketspuds said:

There’s also a Korean player called Stee Lin Dong.

And even he wouldn't be able to score if he were in a Villa shirt.

Even if all other men had been exterminated 

1 minute ago, Genie said:

This game has been about 8 hours long

We have entered into a dystopian universe and Emperor Truss is laughing at us all.

JUST **** SCORE FFS

Just now, Demitri_C said:

How can the owners be happy with this dog shit???

Let's hope they're not. And I can't imagine they are, given their investment. 

Just now, Tom13 said:

Meanwhile, Gerrard is on the touchline still shouting 'forward, forward!'

That sounds a little too tactically complex for him tbf.

Meslier is absolutely shitting himself!

1 minute ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said:

Have you tried Ashwaganda or Yohimbe Bark?

1 minute ago, NurembergVillan said:

Sky won't put us on TV again. They'll just pay us the money and show replays fo the darts or something.

They've already swapped the game for some shit old version of Batman.

Oh that's just Luke Ayling

3 minutes ago, Farlz said:

Watkins is the worst striker in the league by a distance. 

Looks like Gerrard's found Steve Bruce's kebab shop.

I like Bailey's trick of being able to run 20 yards back down the touchline towards his own goal before giving the ball away.

(Not just his fault - the support seems slow in getting to him and the 'system' isn't working.)

I don't think Bellingham's been bad for England tbf, but what's around him is shite.

37 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

If it’s experience you want then ain’t that Rodgers ?

Hodgson it is!

Just now, Peter Griffin said:

KdB's passing is outrageously good

He's an unbelievable player

Digne got back bloody well off camera then

Just now, CarryOnVilla said:

I’m feeling we gonna snatch this…

Have you watched Villa before?