lapal_fan

Ahhh the last two pages have been good for the soul.

Well done all

One good road in Poland!

There's only one good road in poooollllannd!

Onneee good roooaaad in pooollland

(And Stefan's is shit)

Ay @StefanAVFC, does the land owner have a big gate around the outside of the development, with a gate which says "Arbeit macht Frei"?

And is telling you all to make the road yourselves n'that?

I'm in Legoland Deutschland on my Todd.

Is there some weird cooky TV channel I can get this on?

Must remember I'm +1hr as well! 

1 minute ago, rjw63 said:

You missed a “u” out

Yea I know!

I just like doin them up the wrong. 

DHUTWU

(Just incase this thread needs to be used in court, I want there to be some confusion about that acronym and Magnkarl to have to explain)

Edit THANK YOU ROBERT

This is why you don't buy houses in third world countries.

Oddly, I was going through a cupboard that doesn't get much value out of it last week and pulled out a packet of dark chocolate Brazil nuts (KW) bought for last xmas.

They were really nice.

16 minutes ago, BOF said:

Yeah you'll be fine. That's just the speed you operate at. Like Hammy in Over the Hedge.

 

yes. 

I've realised that my coffee press contains a litre of water, and that when I make a coffee, it'll be full.

So, I'm drinking a litre of black coffee 2/3 times a week. 

Isn't it funny how, despite me sitting quite still, my mind looks/feels like when the star wars aeroplane goes really fast.  like "BRRRRRRFFFFFFFFF-BOOOOOOOM!!! ZOOOOOOOOM!" and all the stars are lines and that. 

I'll be alright, probably. 

Doesn't really matter what Starmer says right now, it'll get spun to however the Tories see fit.

Labour need to do the Tony Blair thing of getting the media on their side.  

Until that happens, the working class headline viewers will get their opinions from a Tory slant. 

That's not to say all media outlets are Tory, buy the S*n and the Mail are the papers I see getting bought by guys in white vans and retired guys.  

24 minutes ago, bickster said:

trespass isn't generally a criminal offence

So I could LEGALLY go into someone's porch, drop a huge deuce on the floor and there's nothing they could do about it??!

BRB

3 minutes ago, Stevo985 said:

Happens all the time now.

I'd say 90% of our delivery drivers just leave our stuff in the porch now. Which is fine when we're not there, we leave it open for that reason. But they don't even ring the bell.

We're getting £300 worth of shelves delivered today and I can guarantee they'll be left in the porch without even asking 

I wish it was left in the porch 

I bought my wife a narrow profile piano thing online for Xmas, but had it delivered to my retired parents house.

The delivery man left it propped up against the door, in plain view of the street and open to the elements (it was windy and a bit drizzly, so I got lucky). 

My dad was in at the time and there was a car on the drive. 

£350 just left outside a door.

Unbelievable. 

Some dickhead on Twitter put "Disastore" 

What a dweeeeeeeb. 

I'm going to this and I feel like absolute shit.

IF Villa lose, I will jump from the upper holte, run to the dugout and cough on 3 subs.  

Therefore, with this motivation, Villa 10 - Everton 9. 

Getting away with being a cheeky chappy

It's fun to cause a bit of havoc/chaos isn't it?

I love deathbuldge

12 hours ago, Xela said:

Well, its more of a pain in the stomach, before it sprays out of your arse like a faulty shower-head  

Couldn't leave the 4 bang reactions.

There's your set