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BerniesElbow

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  1. I would love to see the Colts win. Two reasons: Art Modell and Ray "Double Homicide" Lewis.
  2. Why cant we ever have nice things in Cleveland? Once again, we're the kid at Chrismas that doesnt get any presents.
  3. Per Chris Mortensen: "Chip Kelly is deciding between Oregon and Philly. The Cleveland group left Arizona last night to restart their coaching search."
  4. Both Cleveland and Philly left Arizona without Chip Kelly. Now the story is he may decide to remain at Oregon, the same thing he did to Tampa last year. The Philly contingent will be going to Denver to talk with the Broncos O-coordinator. Colts interim coach and Offensive coordinator Bruce Arians has been hospitalized and will miss todays game against the Ravens.
  5. Rumor has it that lawyers will be present when the Browns meet with Chip Kelly tonight for dinner. That means one of two things: they are going to sign a deal or they are expecting to get food poisoning.
  6. Reports in Cleveland are that the Browns met with Kelly for several hours yesterday, but parted ways without a deal. Kelly also met with Buffalo for about an hour and is scheduled to meet with Philadelphia today. Kelly is exploring all of his options and thats the smart thing to do. In other news, Alabama coach Nick Saban has stated that he has "no unfinished business in the NFL and at this point it is not something I am even mildly interested in." Hopefully the Browns can get this thing signed, sealed and delivered by Monday.
  7. From 92.3 The Fan in Cleveland: NFL Network's Ian Rapoport has posted the following on Twitter: BREAKING: Chip Kelly is close to a deal to become the #Browns coach, according to a source informed of his situation.
  8. 6 coaches gone in less than 24 hours after their last game. More to come.
  9. Browns General Manager Tom Heckert and Head Coach Pat Shurmur have officially been fired. In other shocking news, water is wet. Stay tuned.
  10. Yes, Levi, but the playoffs DONT start today. The Squealers still have another game against the Ravens. There will be a press conference tomorrow and Mike Holmgren will depart officially. Thanks for nothing, Mike. Lets put him and the Stoolers in the Gangsta Lean!
  11. F PITTSBURGH! Eight. The most turnovers by the Browns defense since the 1989 season opener win in Three Rivers when they beat the Steelers 51-0. And, as a bonus, I'm pretty sure they just knocked the cheap-shot taking, incestuous wearers of black and urine OUT of the playoff hunt. Guess what Squealer fans? You're going NOWHERE with Charlie Batch. Yes, the Browns are bad, but they beat Pittspuke!
  12. Pretty sure that I am the one who is the whipping boy for this occurrence. RG3 scores EIGHTY by himself???!!! C'mon, man. This is by far the worst I've ever done in a Fantasy league.
  13. Ohio State wins 26-21 to go undefeated and end the season at 12-0. I cant wait for next year!
  14. The Pittsburgh Steelers, Michigan Wolverines and Miami Heat walk into a bar. I forget the rest, but their mothers are whores.
  15. That State up North travels to Columbus, Ohio to take on the 11-0 Buckeyes of Ohio State in the 109th meeting between these teams, in what is arguably the greatest rivalry in college sports. Kickoff at high noon. GO BUCKS!
  16. Thats ok, rj, Eli is gonna light it up in the second half!
  17. I'd say eff it and go after Rapistberger.
  18. Wow. The Steelers take a cheap shot on an opposing player? Shocking.
  19. The Cleveland Cavaliers, featuring NBA Rookie of the Year, 2011-2012, Kyrie Irving.
  20. At his press conference, Haslam has said that Holmgren will stick around an then "retire" at the end of the year, and Joe Banner will be introduced as the CEO/President next week. He also said that "no other personnel decisions will be made until the end of the year."
  21. ‎**BREAKING NEWS** Jimmy Haslam has been unanimously approved as the new owner of the Cleveland Browns and ESPN is reporting that Mike Holmgren is OUT as President of the organization. This guy works fast.
  22. Great, there goes the Browns only chance to win. Oh well, I'll still be watching. I guess I'm a masochist.
  23. Can back you up on that, kurt. Various media outlets are reporting that the owners and refs are close to a deal and the Browns game(of course) will be the last one with "replacement refs". Stay tuned.
  24. That phone number is for the Comissioners office in New York.
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