Dante_Lockhart

Your old before your time mate.

It's a stag-do, thats what its all about.

What else would you suggest?

A karting and paintball day out, quick wash and change followed by a bostin' night of poker with the lads with some cigars and whiskey, and a stripper or two of course.

Simple, effective, enjoyable. Nothing saddens me more than seeing a group of lads out on a stag do and the 'stag' being stupidly drunk because his mates keep giving him cocktails. I just don't see the point in that. I would want to enjoy and remember my stag do.

Benidorm.. masses of lads and lasses getting pissed and being rowdy, the Spaniards... Ugh.

If Broad Street was full of Spaniards as well as the local wildlife that appears down there then it would be pretty close to being my hell.

two weeks in benidorm is my idea of hell.

Agreed.

I still don't have a 'unique' title. I R Disappoint.

Dante, you are supposed to put pictures of yourself in Rogues Gallery.

I wish I could grow a moustache like that.

Yeah if I'm struggling on a weight and I think my form will go to pot then I'll keep it at the previous weight but just do an extra rep or 2 per set.

e.g. If I go up to 70kg for my bench but I start sacrificing my form then rather trying to do 70kg x 5 reps x 5 sets I'll do 60kg x 7 reps x 5 sets and then try again the session after.

I'm playing Borderlands. Got the GOTY Edition for £5 off Steam recently. I have to say, it's quite possibly the most annoying game I've ever played. However, something keeps dragging me back to it, but If I don't see another skag ever again, I will be a happy man.

What you talking about man?! Awesome, AWESOME game. One of my favourites. Completed all of it. Moxxie DLC was annoying, but when people cosplay as her all is forgiven.

I'm also adding either body weight pull ups and dips, or a round of bicep curls to exhaustion at the end just to finish off with.

So after... 6 sessions this is how my progression has gone.

Squats - 20kg to 60kg (5 sets of 5 reps after warm up)

Bench Press - 20kg to 50kg (5 sets of 5 reps after warm up)

Barbell Row - 20kg to 50kg (5 sets of 5 reps after warm up)

Standing Overhead Press - 20kg to 40kg (5 sets of 5 reps after warm up)

Deadlift - 30kg to 80kg (1 set of 5 reps after warm up)

The standing overheads and barbell rows are beginning to feel like I'm getting to a point where I'll start to struggle towards the end. The bench, squats and deadlift I can do a bit more, but the program paces you so it'll probably be a few more sessions before I hit that point.

Tebow to Jags?

Miami. Gotta be. He's a Florida boy, the franchise needs some pep, they need a QB and an injection of oomph, he's a merchandise gold mine.

Manning to Denver.

Bye-bye Tebow.

Link you say?

We've always had a reputation for taking the best player available in the draft rather than drafting for position. I can't see that changing even if we have holes to fill.

Like that. She keeps them in good nick.

I'm sure she's lovely Dante but she has got some skanky **** finger nails.... they look like claws.

Haha, bad photo of the nails. This is what they look like

Look what the missus purchased the other day

I don't know what the **** we're up to at the moment. We're losing people left right and centre and still have no one coming in.

Anybody would think we're a sinking ship.

And I hate F1.

You appear to have a flower growing out of the top of your head.

I always wear a 'hat'... well, mostly. I last ages when wearing one. :winkold:

But yeah, our first weekend away. Still only been together 8 weeks. It seems like so much longer. Even the family has said it seems like she's been around forever, we're just so comfortable with each other.

Dante, what is her day job? What does she want to do?

Ie do you share a common goal? that always seems to make people feel they have been together for ages.

Works in a hostel for the homeless during the day. She's in the process of starting up her own Entertainment company too, she has a lot of contacts through her stripping work. Drag acts, comedians, strippers, contortionists etc... She is quite driven, and I'll be helping her out when I can.

As an act? what is your party trick? :-)

Bend over and I'll show you.

I always wear a 'hat'... well, mostly. I last ages when wearing one. :winkold:

But yeah, our first weekend away. Still only been together 8 weeks. It seems like so much longer. Even the family has said it seems like she's been around forever, we're just so comfortable with each other.

Dante, what is her day job? What does she want to do?

Ie do you share a common goal? that always seems to make people feel they have been together for ages.

Works in a hostel for the homeless during the day. She's in the process of starting up her own Entertainment company too, she has a lot of contacts through her stripping work. Drag acts, comedians, strippers, contortionists etc... She is quite driven, and I'll be helping her out when I can.

I always wear a 'hat'... well, mostly. I last ages when wearing one. :winkold:

But yeah, our first weekend away. Still only been together 8 weeks. It seems like so much longer. Even the family has said it seems like she's been around forever, we're just so comfortable with each other.

Went to York for the weekend with the missus. Was ace. Did loads of walking and exploring, ate some awesome food (Went to Piccolino's for Italian), had room service and dirty hotel sex. Shame we had to come home.

Do you fart in front of your missus Dante?

Oh yeah.

My missus has hardly any feeling in her nipples which kind of sucks (lol).

They get erect, but she doesn't get any pleasure from playing with them. I blame the nipple clamps and shit.

Is that the silicone? :winkold:

All natural baby.

My ex was the same.

You could go to town on those bad boys and she wouldn't so much as flinch.

I don't know why it bothers me so much tbh.