Dante_Lockhart

I've come close to sharting but never actually followed through with it.

Lately though my farts have been rank. Proper gassy. Made someone heave the other day which I'm quite proud of.

Debating going to the docs for a check up. It's been a few months now.

Well i think she's pregnant!

Can you call it Cornelius if its a boy!?

I'll call it Wiggy if its a girl! :winkold:

Wiggy & Cornelius...imagine that!!!

I'm hoping you have twins now!!!

Sounds like the replacement act for Bert and Ernie.

My missus has hardly any feeling in her nipples which kind of sucks (lol).

They get erect, but she doesn't get any pleasure from playing with them. I blame the nipple clamps and shit.

Is that the silicone? :winkold:

All natural baby.

I don't want to rock the boat, I just aim to entertain 8)

You were rquesting a personalised title the other day. This coul dbe your chance!

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Your title is mine, Wiggy. :x

Never Dante. Your just a yound pretender to my crown!

*You're

*young

My missus has hardly any feeling in her nipples which kind of sucks (lol).

They get erect, but she doesn't get any pleasure from playing with them. I blame the nipple clamps and shit.

Right here goes......

I am still seeing the same girl. Things are going fantastically well, we click, her child is great and the sex is fantastic!!!!

The problem is, this girl loves 'nipple play'. She loves her nipples being sucked VERY hard and it really gets her going. Those clever chaps out there might now see the problem.....

Her child is 2 and when I suck her (my girlfriend, not the childs!!!!) nipples I get a mouthfull of breast milk. Which is warm and revolting, coats the mouth and I can taste for hours after. I still do it as it drives her wild but I am close to giving her an 'Admiral Nelson's Shower'!!!

Do I mention it and make her feel self concious and therefore it stops? or do I keep quiet and just give her pleasure as she enjoys sex and I enjoy her 'freakiness' but feel slightly queesy?

I don't want to rock the boat, I just aim to entertain 8)

You were rquesting a personalised title the other day. This coul dbe your chance!

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Your title is mine, Wiggy. :x

I don't want to rock the boat, I just aim to entertain 8)

Never understood some chaps' love for lesbians, you have no chance with them, it's an exercise in futility.

They do make good drinking partners though. None of that 'should I? will she?' nonsense you get with straight girls, just solid drinking and a running commentary on the view, so to speak.

No, but I can watch!

You wanna make a card or something on Moonpig

The relations I would happily snitch on, with justifications;

1. Dad

In my teens, he left me to be eaten by a wild boar just to save his own skin.

2. Sister

When we first got a Playstation, I told her not to use it until I showed her how it works. She subsequently played it whilst I was out and deleted my Tomb Raider save of some hours. She also wanted to collect football stickers just because I did, so I got less packets from my parents and she wouldn't swap when she got Garry Parker who I desperately needed.

3. Charles

Technically not a relation, but a friend of the family (in the pseudo-Uncle role). Walked in on me having sex with my first girlfriend because he didn't knock. Also, when both families were on holiday in Florida together he yelled at me because I changed the channel during Buffy The Vampire Slayer (I thought I was being considerate as it might be too violent a show for his kids who were also watching). Douchebag.

POTY

We need to:

1. Sign Ray Rice to a new deal to save him playing on the Franchise Tag

2. Sign Joe Flacco to a new long term deal

3. Re-sign Ben Grubbs. We have offered him a deal but he's feeling out the market.

4. Re-sign Ladarius Webb to a new long term deal. He's our starting corner.

5. Re-sign Jameel McClain. He's our MLB once Ray Lewis goes.

Then we can look at free agents. We haven't got much cap room to work with but I don't wanna lose any of these guys.

We gonna sticky this?

Nice £200 for me there from Ruby.

Ooh, a Cheltenham thread. That'll be staying orange.

The only orange one on the page for me ATM.

Current oranges - Youtube, X-Factor snubs Brum, Staying in OT .... , Cheltenham, John Peel's records, Murdoch scum, What album... , Hangovers, Women over 40 ..., Watching a good TV show*

* thanks to a spoiler posted last week, that thread will be orange for ever and ever

Current oranges

Maybe you could get a Placebo whilst you're there?

Because you got lucky

I have officially figured out Peyton Manning's team selection pattern/tour

He's literally creating a giant M (for Manning) across the nation. The recent Texans announcement would complete the M.

**** CANCER WITH A BIG PRICKLY STICK!

Getting sick of that shit now.

How has there not been a mega break through on this yet? The most intelligent people on the planet work with billions if not trillions of dollars of funding and still the treatment generally offered has been around for 25 years. I know there are bits and bobs out there that improve the situation on some specific forms of cancer but I'm just amazed there has been no significant improvement in the worlds understanding of it.

The money is in the treatment, not the cure.

Can't remember what I heard that on now. Probably a film. Harsh but kind of true.

Stripper Dipper?

*tips hat*

I hate multiple endings that you have no control over. I am only playing offline and single player, so thats me restricted off the bat.

I want a unique title above my avatar like Steve and Wiggs.

Who do I have to blow to get that done?

Manning to the Broncos

Tebow to the Jags

In fact, after this little stunt Tebow needs to be traded regardless.

So I caved and purchased it. Back into gaming for the time being. Not online with my 360 though so I'll probably miss out a chunk of stuff.

Question about the war room and the universe being 'ready'... I take it the more places you visit the more people you can unite and the better your chances of survival? Is there a time limit on this AKA the longer you take exploring the more the universe is destroyed until the final battle, or is it like a 'stasis' segment and the universe stops still whilst you do this so I can take as long as I want?

Is the grinding as tedious in FF13-2 as it is in FF13?