Xela

Biscuits are like fentanyl to me. 

A tornado tore through a suburb of Stoke early. Caused utter improvements. 

3 hours ago, mottaloo said:

Gutted. I grew up as a Kent fan due to Deadly Derek, Allan Knott, Alan Ealham, Graham Dilley and Bob Woolmer in the late 70s onwards. 

Sad day.

Golden era of county cricket.

Used to love the fact Canterbury had a lime tree in the outfield. 

Glad to see Emma Hayes lose today. Would be great to see Chelsea win nothing. 

He's a lot better than I thought he would be!

What a guy 

The one thing this weekend has proved to me, is that its pointless trying to predict results!

If someone had offered me 4 points from Brentford (h) and Arsenal (a), I'd have been all over it like a seagull and a discarded portion of chips. 

5th is gone

Yeah, because we're getting 4th*! 

* not a guarantee and no liability implied or given if we don't.

3 hours ago, jim said:

Where @Demitri_C has gone

Looks like he's transferred to another forum. For FFP reasons I guess. Or PFF as Dem would say  

I think he's our most important player. 

5 hours ago, chrisp65 said:

Dirtier than an Uber Eats delivery bag.

Lovely

Mk2 Capri, hope its a 3.0 Ghia for ultimate coolness. 

Article this morning on the BBC about the disappearance of Little Chef's from our roads. They mentioned their "famous" Olympic Brekkie.

Looking at it, if they'd invested in ramekins, thy might still be trading. 

12 minutes ago, AshVilla said:

FFS United up to 50 pts.

It's over guys.

They've got 5 points in their last 6 games but they are defo getting 18 points in their next 6.

6th is over. 

1 hour ago, Brumstopdogs said:

 

Cringe

Whats the phrase? Money talks and wealth whispers? 

Still, compared to their previous owners, he must seem like Jesus Christ! 

14 hours ago, sidcow said:

I prefer to ride horses bareback. 

What a stallion. 

On 11/04/2024 at 16:28, Mark Albrighton said:

First drop of alcohol in 100 days today (since New Year’s Eve).

Green monkey by Joules, posted before. It’s doing the trick.

Looks a good pint! I can practically taste it. 

5 hours ago, sidcow said:

George looks like he's seen his first commoner and doesn't like what he sees

 

George is clearly a stout snob

"Does one actually drink that nitrokeg Guinness shite father?"

19 minutes ago, GingerCollins29 said:

I would agree with this if it wasnt for the looming PSR issue we clearly have. 

Champions League qualification (imo) is essential for revenue building, keeping our best players, which then means being able to launch a similiar challenge for top 4 next season. 

Fail to qualify this year and we will certainly lose 1 if not 2 of our key players, whilst other teams strengthen. 

It would be devastating not to qualify after the season we've had and would leave so much uncertainty aboit the squad for next year

Wouldn't we have a PSR problem anyway? Talk of Newcastle having to sell to balance the books. 

What does it come down to in pounds and pence, the difference between the champions league and the europa league? Genuine question, as i'm not sure? 

I think most teams needs to sell players and balance books... even Man City (Cole Palmer)

32 minutes ago, meregreen said:

He’s throwing peanuts to the monkeys. If they’re so committed, then why haven’t they even bought the total shareholding of the Chinese yet. He’s playing them for saps.

The hedge fund he runs has currently lost a lot of its value due to bad investments (Hertz and the Tesla position). He may talk a good game, but the proof is in the pudding. 

Let them have their fun, it'll probably all end in tears. I'll be very surprised if the 'Wembley of the Midlands' is ever built. Unless they get outside investors, I can't see where the money is coming from. The value of the hedge fund he manages is less than half of Sawris' personal wealth, and I can't see us throwing money at a new stadium. Football isn't known as a profitable endeavour. Its a money pit. 

I'm not rattled. 

Mate.

58 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

"Sutton Coldfield Blues" ?? That's dvb territory mate. In any case, I thought El Spastico sold out months ago ? Stans gunna be proppa rocking. Mate.

"Sutton Coldfield Blues"

Theres about 3 of them. 

2 hours ago, tonyh29 said:

yep , that would be me out , I dress up for weddings and funerals only not to eat food , wooden benches and a pizza all day long 

 

I don't even dress up for funerals 

This is my level

3 hours ago, Genie said:

We get so many of these on the local fb group.

I do laugh at the ones where people are kicking off because their takeaway has been delivered to someone else. Imagine opening the door and some bloke hands you a curry or a chinese. 

“thanks mate”

It’s my lucky day. Free take-away roulette.

Someone has taken my Uber Eats order.

Cheers, son's crying. Nice one. 

Posting on FB local groups is the preserve of attention seeking 'huns' and karens.