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Michael Jackson has just announced his UK dates. They are:

David, aged 12

Andy, aged 9

Craig, aged 11

Peter, aged 13

Simon, aged 12

and John, aged 7

5 'leaked' tracks off the new Mode album! ;-)

Depeche Mode - Wrong

Can someone add an option for "any of them would get the beef bayonet" ?

At last, the voice of reason. Well done Robert my boy!

Ahem!

umm, I'll take the lot!

Well to you both chaps!

Can someone add an option for "any of them would get the beef bayonet" ?

At last, the voice of reason. Well done Robert my boy!

Well having got right by the stage at V to see them (though masturbating in such a crowd wasn't easy haha) and seeing them in the flesh I have to say the order is-

1. Kimberley (nice womanly figure, cracking shapely hips)

2. Nicola (yes, in the flesh she just oozes sex)

3. Nadine (despite being overmade up, but great figure)

4. Cheryl (far too thin and looks false

5. Sarah (just looks skanky, underfed and old)

A mate of mine met them in a club in London and he insists that close up, ie meeting them, Nicola is stunning.

New Sony product

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I love TiM Cahill!!I dont care bout anythin onw but ill be fecckin devasted if wesdont beat arse cos we are good,We diddnt even play welk tonighr but was funnwatch them fans walk out at the ned I sorry/bit drunk and now i go out again.Ohand we sang shall not be moved first who said that Best little spanarid we nooo

Go on girl, you go out and celebrate helping put a nail in their title challenge coffin! lol!

Does this mean that there'll be a minutes silence at their next home game and everyone wearing black armbands?

How much injury time for Gerrard to do the starfish dive again, the cheating word removed

Didnt I say Stevie Me would rob Everton. I hate that word removed!!!

Everton are a good team, with a terrific manager, and have more of a togetherness than Redscouse to me. But Stevieeee me will do his starfish dive and rob them tonight. Cos he is a word removed

Born at home in Chelmsley Wood. Moved to Poole when I was 23. Then Bournemouth, London for a couple of years before back to Brum in 95. So I guess mostly Born n Bred

Cuke. It's heaven in a can!

5' 8 3/4"

Prince - Colonized Mind

Gay weddings have better wine, loads of drunk single women and a lot less kids running round.

best ones are sikh !!!!

What? Best gay weddings involve Sikhs?!?!

Is that allowed in their reliion *tongue firmly shoved in one's own cheek btw*

Straight 8)

Woohooo! No hang on.. Damn.. No hang on... Woohooo!!!

Erm what's the answer?

I'm straight by the way. Yeah Iknow, Im a sick bastard in this day n age! lol!

Oh, forgot to say 'Good work there fella', we sometimes make dicks of ourselves when pissed, so an act of kindness should be applauded.

I did that myself once and had a group of students shouting out of their dorm window at me sayig I was robbing the homeless person. Fact is the homeless guy was fast asleep, and I shoved a tenner in their pocket, and hoped they'd wake and think the tooth fairy or tramp fairy had popped to see them.

And just for teh record, being camp does not make me a fairy, ducky! lol!

Have we done Nigella's XXXmas yet?

*You just know she'd go like a freight train on speed*

I really must learn this very easy piece of forum code

unfunny fat gobshite word removed

Oh for the days of Mark n Lard.

Ray Charles - Georgia On My Mind

I gotta say that Lambo saloon they had on looks just simply stunning. What a gorgeous looking car!