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Not for the footballing pureist, this one.

I'll be amazed if there's a decent crowd for this one, and if either team manages to string more than 3 passes together, and not many goals, IF any at all.

As an attacking uinit we are, well **** wank. Tactically shit, unbalanced team, square pegs in round holes. Every time west ham went forward they tore through our midfield.

Unless the ditherman get's us playing some **** football AND tries the novel idea of geting the players to have shots on the opposition goal then we will achieve **** all.

And the blame, responsibility, lies on the shoulders of our experienced so-called messiah of a manager. Garbage football from an average team. It's alright beating Chelsea and scouse, but the majority of teams are of the West Ham, Blackburn, Wigan and Wolves standard. I dare say another hoofathon on Saturday against Bolton. Wow now that is something to **** look forward to. I can't **** wait.

Don't tell me we are gonna bottle the chance to go top four AGAIN!?!

Could we please have someone not be afraid to have a strike on goal?! GRRRRR!!!!

PS. rocket polisher refereeing decision. Never a pen.

Frank Sinatra - I'm Beginning To See The Light

Worst first half I've seen since Wigan. Warnock was great today, as was Collins. Young? I'm sorry but he needs dropping, a rocket up his arse. Serious questions need to be asked of us now as an attacking unit. We look predictable, bereft of ideas, and Carew has had his chance to show his worth up there but was once again awful today. And a very tough visit to Goodison next week.

Top four? we look just about top 6-8 on this performance.

We can ship them Heskey and Shorey for 15 million

£15m EACH! plus Osbourne for the other £10m!! Sorted! haha

They've already broke the first rule. Stating how much funds you have. Bet Big Eek isn't pleased. Instead of being quote £2-3m for a player, now it'll be £6-8m! haha.

Ah **** em. They've gotta build from a far shitter base than other teams. And will find it particularly tough in January to do serious business.

Thing is the state of that team, £20-40m aint gonna get you much quality, especially now clubs know what they've got to spend. Alot of players for £5m, or a few in the £10m bracket. Either way it's a disaster in the making.

£40m. So that's Sol Campbell's wages taken care of!

Well they've just said ginger jock has £20-40m to spend in January. That's put the asking prices of whoever they want up a fair whack. Good luck in trying to sign quality in January, the toughest period to make moves.

Yeah cos they came in, promised to back Terry Cooper, then sacked him to get Bazza in.

Hate to be pedantic but they were there when barrow boy Fry was manager as they appointed him. Shame really, he's the one sty manager who I don't mind, met him a few times and f he hadn't have managed them he'd be a legend. A genuinely funny bloke.

Football by nature has a history where some clubs will always be up there (manure, scouse, us, le arse, everton, yids), the also rans who get midtable, flitter with dogfights, the odd relegation/promtions (spam, mackems for example), and the Small Heaths of the world, ie. **** delusional tin pot laughing stocks. (see also the geordie nation).

Good to see Empire is running away with it.

My ordre of good v bad-

1. Empire 2. Sith 3. New Hope 4. Jedi 5. Menace 6. Clones

Konnie Huq is of Bangladeshi descent!

I presumed the "indian' in the title of the thread meant the region around the Indian ocean origination. So Pop some feckin Konnie Huq in the mix you pinicky git!?!

This thread needs more Konnie Huq and the bird from Slumdog. Come on, get on it people!

Not sure this has been posted but..

I thought Bellamy was their best player by a country mile.

Us? Dunne was simply immense, Collins just does what he does don't he? An absolute bargian. Warnock had his best game for us. For me, Carew started great then looked so off the pace. He doesn't look fit imo!? Ashley Young hasn't been the same player since Capello wrote them that letter, his crossing is poor, and he constantly cuts back onto his right foot. I think the kid needs a rest. Play Delph there for a bit, give Ash a rest, get Delph's game up to Prem pace/standard, and that'll give him a bit of pressure to perform.

I think a draw is a fair result, but we certainly had the chances to win it. After Citehh scored both teams looked happy for the draw, I expect more from Villa at home to try and win it. But hey, if Citehh are seen as top four contenders then we certainly are. They look a tidy team cos they don't lump it forward as much as we do. I wish we'd play more balls on the ground, we are better than MON has us playing at times.

Still, decent result, especially considering the tonkings we've taken off them in past seasons! (apart from last season at home, generally we are shit against them!)

Bad Lieutenant - Never Cry Another Tear (all you new order fans out there will know who this album is by)

^The Campbell is a legend!^

For you obscure film-nuts out there, my brother has tipped me off to a real old film called 'The Testament of Doctor Mabuse'.

If you want a brilliant 'remake' try the Malaysian Bond-spoof 'For Your Height Only'. B-Movieingly brilliant!

If you can find it, a rare gem is the british comedy film 'The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer'. Peter Cook is brilliant in it, and there's a couple of fit birds in it (Valerie Leon anyone!?)

Miles Davis - Pharaoh's Dance

'You have had 901,351 indirect and direct sexual partners. When going back 3 generations, you have had 1,186 indirect and direct sexual partners.'

I wondered why I was knackered all the time!?!

Editors new album - In This Light And On This Evening

Ian Brown - My Way (new album!)

2-0, job done. 3 clean sheets on the trot, 4 league wins, 5 in all competitions on the trot. 3 points off top.

WELL DONE!!!!!!