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The stigs time in the dry was 1.44.4. Hamiltons in the wet with oil on the track was 1.44.7. By anyone's book that is staggeringly good driving, and to prove the point of how skilled these F1 drivers are they had Hammond go round a circuit in an F1 car.

Clarkson was simply stunned by Lewis's time, and even more so by how relaxed Lewis was going round the track. I really hope they get him back to go round in the dry, I really think he could push a sub-1.40 lap.

And everyone who does the star in the car gets 3 practice laps tops nowadays.

I could do a similar time to those F1 drivers in that car, you don't have to be a genius or and F1 driver to drive that car quick. I recon nearly all of the celebs are just really shit.

You gotta be shitting me!?!? :shock:

I think it's pretty evident from his lap that Lewis has the most incredible natural talent. Possibly the most naturally talented driver since Ayton Senna.

General,

I couldn't care whether music is played or not. If we're as successful as we all hope you can pump out music throughout the game for all I care.

General,

All I have to say after watching a second half performance that brought pride and belief of what is to come is-

BRING ON POMPEY!!!!

PS- I hope that IF the story in a scummy redtop sunday rag is true, that the club and MON treat Ashley the right way, he's been fantastic this season adn I'd hate to see his confidence take a dip for being, well, a silly boy.

Shatner and Mr T have done ads for WOW, brilliant-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDvG6BaIPVg

Shock news! New blues manager just announced...

Please... Please... Please... Please...

Oh I dunno, could be worse, well slightly....

Last nights was the best in this series. I was almost crying with laughter at some of the test with the British Leyland cars.

Brilliant stuff.

if they want an englishman, and can't get enyone so soon, how about popping Sir Bobby into it for a transitional period. He knows the game like the back of his hand, and I tell you this, has more enthusiasm in his little finger than most.

As for Capello, I think he plays to his players strengths rather than 100% defensive style. His Milan team of Gullit, Rijkaard, Van Bastan, Baresi, Papin played some fantastic football. BUT he will be dogmatic and deliberate if people pressure him to play THEIR way, as was shown at Real.

If it was me he'd have been unveiled to the press already as the new manager.

Mike, www.cnet.co.uk have good reviews and phone comparisons on there too, all impartial. I guess it's all about individual needs. If you're looking for more business use then the N95 offers wifi, though you do have to pay for the sat nav I've heard.

It's probably be the viewty for me. I've had sony ericssons for a while and want a change, and I've never really been a fan of Nokias. They feel too cheap and also the interface I've always found clumsy plus the battery lifes poor. But each to their own I suppose.

The crying moans and wailing of the best fans in the world drowning their sorrows in their neekie brawn like! Howay!

That's weird of Jewell cos he was on SSN earlier saying a representative from the Sty had rang him and he said that due to the uncertainty at the boardroom level he had to decline their offer. He also said he turned to ROI job down due to wanting club management.

I'm due an upgrade too in a few weeks. I like the look of the LG viewty, handles similar to the iphone in that it's touch screen but a 5mp camera plus it seems to work as a mobile. But for me the main plus is the abilty to play divx, which offers far better quality for the memory. and it looks gorgeous.

Saying that, I'm also stumped on that, the NG95 or the Sony Ericsson K850i. God damn which one to get!?!?!

Umbro have announced that the England football team will replace the 3 lions from their shirts with three tampons.

This is to represent the worst **** period they ever had.

Whats the best thing about Steve McLaren?

He's not the England manager.

Steve McClaren is going to the England Christmas party dressed as a pumpkin, he's hoping someone can turn him into a **** coach!

What's nine inches long and dangles in front of a word removed?

Steve McLaren's tie

Whats the difference between Steve McLaren and everyone else?

Everyone else would of been able to qualify with england

Brian Barwick this morning-

I've had m-m-m-m-m-many an adult conver-conver-conver, I've had many a chat with the ginger cu-cu-cu-cu- Steve.

Well speaking of army surely there's only one man to take on the top job and kick some ass, and that man is at our club...

GENERAL CHARLES KRULAK!!

But does Capello really play negative football? That Milan team that won serie A with Gullit, Rijkard and Van Bastern played some awesome attacking football. He plays similar style football to Mourinho as far as I can see. And I agree with others, I rate him higher than Mourinho.

He wants it, Barwick should be in Italy now on bended knees to get such a man in charge. Instead they'll dither quake in their boots til someone else offers the right man the job. They could've had Hiddink or Scholari instead of the Chipmonk but dithered and look where it got them.

So Arkright, get off your fat scouse arse, get on the blower to Italy and give that man the job.

The latest I've heard is that the fuckwits have spoken to Rijkard!!!

Delusional or what?!?!?

Quite frankly, when a manager of the calibre of Fabio Capello makes it known he wants a job such as the England job AND is available, the FA should be doing cartwheels and jumping through hoops and ON THE NEXT **** PLANE TO ITALY to get him.

But they won't of course. Barwick will want one man, Richards another and so on til Capello gets another job which in turn leads to taking yet another team to a title.

It's actually surprising how many top quality managers will actually be available to the FA 'on the cheap' though. Which seems to be the way they like to go.

Terry Venebles - current England #2.

Not anymore, he got the chop as well.

Christ is that gobshite mouthing off again? I'm surprised the hairy word removed doesn't try for prime minister, he seems to have a **** opinion on everything EVEN when it's NOT wanted!!!

If Harry gets it he'll play fat Frank every week, as he's mates with Frank Senior!

Capello. Wenger. Mourinho. Lippi.

Can I add Ottmar Hitzfeld to the wish list?